Women, learn to pull up your pants!

d2footballJRC
d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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So I went to man up and throw heavy stuff around at my gym. So I'm lifting and working out and do weighted sit ups and this lady who is always in the gym the same time as me. Very nice lady and very fit. Anyways she pops in an insanity DVD and starts warming up on the mat next to me. I look over and coming out of her Yoga pants every time she bends over is the brightest red thong I've ever seen. Seriously I felt horrible for looking but she was very beautiful, as a man I couldn't help but look. Women you need to pull your pants up! Seriously yoga pants is enough! Help us men stay focused on working out!

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  • ladybg81
    ladybg81 Posts: 1,553 Member
    Or no undies at all. That should solve the problem!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    lol. I have ...erm...suffered through similar distractions. I totally feel your ehh...pain.
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
    Pics or it didn't happen?
  • JeepBrah
    JeepBrah Posts: 150
    you gay brah?
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
    Or no undies at all. That should solve the problem!


    ^^^ 100% THIS

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  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    No worries. Just because you're looking at a menu, doesn't mean you're going to eat at the restaurant, nawwwwmean?

    Women, continue wearing yoga pants and thongs. Thanks.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen?

    Thought about that... thought it might be a bit creepy to hear the camera sound go off everytime I did a crunch.
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    I'm a man, but I don't see how that could be comfortable.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    I've been told my red thong is a distraction. mostly because I'm a dude and some people dont get my humor :tongue:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    I've been told my red thong is a distraction. mostly because I'm a dude and some people dont get my humor :tongue:

    Nevermind, this post made me think differently about the women I was talking about!
  • nisalt
    nisalt Posts: 8 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    I second this. Ouch
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    Yeah, she should be going commando at the gym and i wear pants that are well high enough so that no one catches a look at my goodies. I think someone was looking for attention...just saying :)
  • i_am_losing_it
    i_am_losing_it Posts: 310 Member
    Yuck! I don't want to see anyone's underpants man or woman! I think it is tacky and shows a lack of class.
  • swisspea
    swisspea Posts: 327 Member
    I was thinking the exact same thing.
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    a bright red thong everytime? -sounds like she needs clean undies!
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    I second this. Ouch

    Thinking the same thing!!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    Focus on your own work. You're distracted too easily. Work smart.
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    i had a girl do leg/butt stretches 3 feet in front of my face from the side! She was wearing yoga pants and she is very fit. I had to lay there for a while to not scare her with my body's reaction :P
  • Rick_SH
    Rick_SH Posts: 71 Member
    I agree but I don't worry about getting caught looking anymore. if people dress to be looked at, then by golly i'm gonna look. this includes the guys. some of them are freaking hilarious with how they dress. really?? you wearing that?? in here dude?? ha ha ha..
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    That's nothing.

    I had two teenager girls on a bench. (free weight area) One was trying to back extensions or sit ups. I can't remember. But she couldn't keep stable so the other one straddled her thigh area so she wouldn't lift her legs.

    I swear every dude in the free weight area stopped, jaw to the floor .,dropped whatever weights they happened to be holding and stared for like 10 seconds. It was a surreal reality fantasy come true and we could not believe it was happening right in front of us. The girls had no idea that they were performing every man's gym wet dream come true.
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    That's nothing.

    I had two teenager girls on a bench. (free weight area) One was trying to back extensions or sit ups. I can't remember. But she couldn't keep stable so the other one straddled her thigh area so she wouldn't lift her legs.

    I swear every dude in the free weight area stopped, jaw to the floor .,dropped whatever weights they happened to be holding and stared for like 10 seconds. It was a surreal reality fantasy come true and we could not believe it was happening right in front of us. The girls had no idea that they were performing every man's gym wet dream come true.

    So... where do you workout? :tongue:
  • kit_katty
    kit_katty Posts: 992 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    Am I the only woman who finds thongs quite comfortable and rarely wear any other type of underwear? :blushing:
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:
    RIGHT?! I couldn't imagine.. squatting. :sick:
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    That's nothing.

    I had two teenager girls on a bench. (free weight area) One was trying to back extensions or sit ups. I can't remember. But she couldn't keep stable so the other one straddled her thigh area so she wouldn't lift her legs.

    I swear every dude in the free weight area stopped, jaw to the floor .,dropped whatever weights they happened to be holding and stared for like 10 seconds. It was a surreal reality fantasy come true and we could not believe it was happening right in front of us. The girls had no idea that they were performing every man's gym wet dream come true.

    So... where do you workout? :tongue:

    Local Y but that has not happened since. And since I felt like an old pervert, I went up to them and told them that was a better way of doing that. haha (and no, I didn't suggest doing it naked as a better way haha)
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    a bright red thong everytime? -sounds like she needs clean undies!

    Just one time.

    As for the poster being distracted too easily...duh I'm a man. Football comes on and I forget about all my daily to do items!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    its more comfortable!! having a WAD of fabric instead of just a thin piece go up your *kitten* is MUCH more comfortable! ANd no undies = swampass.. thong is the way to go!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    a bright red thong everytime? -sounds like she needs clean undies!

    Just one time.

    As for the poster being distracted too easily...duh I'm a man. Football comes on and I forget about all my daily to do items!

    Well then, you're easy. Focus! You won't get very far without it.
  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    its more comfortable!! having a WAD of fabric instead of just a thin piece go up your *kitten* is MUCH more comfortable! ANd no undies = swampass.. thong is the way to go!

    I just say, "I'd rather have 1" of fabric up my bum than 4" of fabric squeezing its way up there"
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Am I the only woman who thinks working out in a thong would be torture?? Ugh! I'd much rather go commando :tongue:

    its more comfortable!! having a WAD of fabric instead of just a thin piece go up your *kitten* is MUCH more comfortable! ANd no undies = swampass.. thong is the way to go!

    I just say, "I'd rather have 1" of fabric up my bum than 4" of fabric squeezing its way up there"

    hahaha with ya 100%

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