Cannibalism on MFP

Phoenix1401
Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.
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  • dani_bee
    dani_bee Posts: 45 Member
    Gross
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Maybe just log it as chicken?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    There used to be one for human flesh - hannibal lecter but I don't see it listed anymore.

    I wrote a topic about this (not lecter), but it was removed for religious reasons.
  • taxidermist15
    taxidermist15 Posts: 677 Member
    human flesh is closest to pork.

    so log it as pork.

    *shifty eyes*
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,940 Member
    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Caloric count tests have been inconclusive do to lack of volunteer test subjects.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Not enough ketchup in the world.. though i have discussed with my children that if we get in a horrible plane accident and we're stranded on a mountain and mommy 'goes to live with Jesus' that they can make a fire and roast me. They are somehow not freaked out by that and actually said 'thanks'. My kids are weird but they understand stuff in a way that i never did as a child.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    No they eat skinny people
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Because human meat is a "free" food. Think about it... have you ever heard of anyone getting fat from eating too much human flesh?
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    That's because there aren't many carbs in human flesh. Paleo cannibals however, can only eat grass-fed humans.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    :laugh: :tongue: You may want to refer to Soylent Green thread:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/592449-not-in-food-list
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    If we're stranded and you die.....
    All I can say is when I'm finally rescued that Pe#is will still be laying on the ground. :noway:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Oh, i found it. I can't post it for fear that this thread would be deleted because of it.
    But, yes there is one entry.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    is there human blood, maybe that canibal need to drink it?
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    Cannibals aren't fat.
    No they eat skinny people
    The problem is that they scare the **** out their prey before eating them, and in the process, losing out on some bonus calories.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    I thinks because it depends what "part" of the human we are eating.........:wink::devil:
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    crying b/c i'm laughing so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
    I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



    Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.
    lmao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    You're a weirdo.... It's ok. I like it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jinlopez
    jinlopez Posts: 38
    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    That's because there aren't many carbs in human flesh. Paleo cannibals however, can only eat grass-fed humans.

    HILARIOUS! Just about made me spit out my coffee mid-sip!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.

    Good old longpig.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    "Chicken tastes like everything!" - Mouse in the Matrix
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    *cannibals aren't fat" maybe "you are what you eat" comes into play here.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    I thinks because it depends what "part" of the human we are eating.........:wink::devil:

    If it tastes like dessert, it's gotta be high in calories! lol
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    But the important qusetion for me is would be they be gluten frree?
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    what about Soylent Green?
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    it is tough to get the nutritional values down due to the variance of marbling of the meat from food source to food source. Since there is notcurrent government guidelines on proper foodstuff rearing, you will be unable to have a consistent measurement..
  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
    blank stare........

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