Zombie Apocolypse - What do you grab?

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  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    my next door neighbor - I hate that prick, I would kill him and go cannibal
  • mommanurse33
    mommanurse33 Posts: 189 Member
    My 12-guage shotgun..
  • Kristy_Elizabeth
    Kristy_Elizabeth Posts: 435
    Trail mix/dried fruit.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    Dang... first instinct was to grab the double-bladed battle axe hiding behind my bedroom door. But since it's food we're talkin about... gonna have to go with some Jack Link's beef jerky!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    My AR-15 and 5 30 rnd magazines along with two sidearms!

    I'm going with you, I will bring enough lunch for both of us...
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    awful lot of shotguns running around. you folks do realize that shotguns are heavy and ammo is bulky, so you get less of it. while I hate to recommend such a small round, you really need to think 9mm. less stopping power, but assuming you are a good shot -- and you will have to be anyway, right? -- you will be fine and can bring along a lot more ammo with a lot less strain.

    Can't remember what the show was, but it was on the History Channel... ultimate Zombie Weapon... a machete. It's the ultimate utilitarian tool and it's light and doesnt need to be reloaded. If you wanna go all badass, go dual-wielding on their *kitten*! I'll consider it to be a great cardio workout! lol
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    I'll consider it to be a great cardio workout! lol

    I wonder how many calories MFP has for Zombie Apocalypse survival.
  • HeealthyMee
    HeealthyMee Posts: 62 Member
    My frying pan. Fried zombie tastes great and is low fat.
  • coniconstance
    coniconstance Posts: 321 Member
    Brad Pitt
  • LilynEdensmom
    LilynEdensmom Posts: 612 Member
    My go bag ... its got enough food to keep me going to my hidey hole ;) .
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    I wouldn't bother grabbing food. I'd go to it! I'd grab my crossbow to make my way across town to Arby's and shack up there to ride it out. Mmmm roast beef sandwiches and curly fries.
  • zooblflot
    zooblflot Posts: 131
    For food - protein bars and skittles

    For protection - my Stanley fubar and my homemade crossbow (no pictures yet as it's not finished yet).

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  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    My AR-15 and 5 30 rnd magazines along with two sidearms!

    How do you propose to eat those?

    I asked him the same thing
  • bdhoward87
    bdhoward87 Posts: 86 Member
    A buddy of mine has MREs so I would probably grab one of those from him.
  • Kayley
    Kayley Posts: 327 Member
    My grocery bag full of protein bars! :drinker:
  • trinitrate
    trinitrate Posts: 219 Member
    While tempted to take my AR (distance / power) or 9mm (convenience / concealment) I might have to go with a silenced 10/22. Quiet enough to not draw attention, but just enough power to take out a zombie skull. Oh, and you can haul like 2000-3000 rounds without breaking a sweat.

    That and beef jerky... Carbs will be easier to find than protein post-ZA... Twinkies are good forever, hamburgers turn fast!

    Maybe something like this:
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  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    My AR-15 and 5 30 rnd magazines along with two sidearms!

    How do you propose to eat those?

    I asked him the same thing

    living off the land is possible, even in an urban environment.

    also, I'd rather live hungry than be fattened-up zombie chow. :)
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Shotgun of course. For the double tap. Have you learned nothing?!?

    :laugh:
  • skybird455
    skybird455 Posts: 172 Member
    merlot in the giant big box.....dude its from grapes! and I can kill zombies with the ubber kick *kitten* large box!
  • skybird455
    skybird455 Posts: 172 Member
    think thats what my last taco was
  • Karlsmit
    Karlsmit Posts: 15 Member
    all my big kitchen knives, my (filled) camel back day pack, all the energy bars in my pantry, rain jacket and hiking boots, then head up the steepest mountain. but I live in a highrise...so I'd probably be fairly safe here for a while don't you think?
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    all my big kitchen knives, my (filled) camel back day pack, all the energy bars in my pantry, rain jacket and hiking boots, then head up the steepest mountain. but I live in a highrise...so I'd probably be fairly safe here for a while don't you think?

    Yes, while you wait for the pick up to the secret non-zombie lair which has been fully equipped with Zombie surveillance.
  • mandi2r
    mandi2r Posts: 228 Member
    Sorry but forget about the guns.. Eventually they will run out of bullets or too close up, you're dead... I'm grabbing my scimitar and my sack of rice... Give me water (and maybe a pot too) and ability to make fire... I has foods...
  • Coyla
    Coyla Posts: 444 Member
    Once I've perfected my peanut butter (with a crunchy chocolate shell) machete, machine gun, revolver, and tank, I'll be good to go. It melts in my mouth, not in my hand.
  • FitSuga
    FitSuga Posts: 259 Member
    Bow and arrow. I live in a remote area... herds of deer, bears, pigs, wild cats etc. I'd have plenty of food AND protection ;)
  • wgrape
    wgrape Posts: 40 Member
    Well, the consensus in my house? Mom will be one of the first zombies, so it will be a moot point for me! *moanmoanchompmoan*

    Hubby? beef jerky
    14 yo? Slim Jim
    9 yo? Pretzels (we are still working on this one)

    I will already be dead, dying or chasing them out of the house. Good luck! :drinker:
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    Well, the consensus in my house? Mom will be one of the first zombies, so it will be a moot point for me! *moanmoanchompmoan*

    Hubby? beef jerky
    14 yo? Slim Jim
    9 yo? Pretzels (we are still working on this one)

    I will already be dead, dying or chasing them out of the house. Good luck! :drinker:

    Pretzels are pretty light! And when the apocalypse comes, I'm sure there will be enough "dead" meat around that everyone will be looking for some salty snacks to go with it all.
  • wgrape
    wgrape Posts: 40 Member
    You are assuming that he would share!! LOL :noway:
  • noweightfisherj
    noweightfisherj Posts: 220 Member
    Machete.
  • cherrybomb_77
    cherrybomb_77 Posts: 411 Member
    Yeah, I'm going to be hunting my food. Obviously we'd have some basic rations, but I don't want to be filling my bags with food when I could be filling them with ammo. In the real zombie apocalypse, I'm not going to trust that there are caches of ammo around every other corner like a video game. Running out of ammo scares me more than anything. Though I guess that's where the machete comes in.

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