Should I start spot reduction before my master cleanse
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you can't spot reduce if you eat your exercise calories0
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If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.
And I'm done!!! :laugh:0 -
only on days that end in y.Is it ok to follow all the cleanse rules but also eat bacon? And pizza too? And a few beers to wash it all down?0 -
I hear this ^ works well if you have cravings while doing the master cleanse.0 -
you can't spot reduce if you eat your exercise calories
Not even if I sit in a sauna and do HIIT while wearing Vibrams?0 -
you can't spot reduce if you eat your exercise calories
Not even if I sit in a sauna and do HIIT while wearing Vibrams?
Nope, sorry...but you can spot reduce if you have a skilled friend and a meat cleaver.0 -
Don't forget to poop out the toxins for the week first.0
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First of all OP, don't listen to everyone who says not to do it.
You should do the spot cleanse detoxiduction shake from visalusology. Also be sure to get the tinfoil hatwrap from fatheadology. The spot cleanse detoxiduction will actually remove toxins from your shoes causing you to run faster and burn more calories thus losing weight. The hatwrap, when positioned properly on your head, will turn your head into a baked potato resulting in immediate weight loss because heads weigh less than potatoes.
The rest of you need to grow up, seriously.
Also I like Dr Oz.0 -
or wait until after...
For optimal sport reduction you need to do it first thing in the morning before you eat. Also you'll need to wear a trashbag while doing this.0 -
:laugh: :laugh:
I need spot remover...I laughed too hard and went tinkle LMAO0 -
Be sure to wrap yourself with bubble wrap first (it works better than saran wrap) - this will help you stay "even" when spot reducing. Don't forget to un-wrap yourself before detoxing....0
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Be sure to wrap yourself with bubble wrap first (it works better than saran wrap) - this will help you stay "even" when spot reducing. Don't forget to un-wrap yourself before detoxing....
Stop with the crazy talk already! EVERYONE knows that bubble wrap causes cellulite.0 -
This is true.I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
It happened to me.
It happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's uncle's cat's previous owner too. Don't do it.
Apparently you people are all aiming at the wrong (or right) spot to reduce. Get better aim, practice with a bow and arrow and a target first.0 -
Be sure to wrap yourself with bubble wrap first (it works better than saran wrap) - this will help you stay "even" when spot reducing. Don't forget to un-wrap yourself before detoxing....
Stop with the crazy talk already! EVERYONE knows that bubble wrap causes cellulite.
but but... Dr. Phil said it would work...... I guess I am going to have to switch back to saran... what to do with all this bubble wrap...0 -
I was born without a uterus. Are those available on ebay? Is there a certain model that is better than others?
I don't want something else to fall out since I don't have a uterus.
I got mine on craigslist.0 -
I was born without a uterus. Are those available on ebay? Is there a certain model that is better than others?
I don't want something else to fall out since I don't have a uterus.
I got mine on craigslist.
Based on your user name and profile pic I would say it was money well spent!0 -
I heard you shouldn't spot reduce when you are training for a 5K marathon.
5K marathon. LOL.... you must frequent RWOL.
This thread is solid gold!!
ETA: This must be where all the cool people are hanging out.0 -
If you cannot find a low-mileage Uterus, you could consider a Honda..0
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You guys are funny.
Hey wait. I like Vibrams.0 -
I was born without a uterus. Are those available on ebay? Is there a certain model that is better than others?
I don't want something else to fall out since I don't have a uterus.
I got mine on craigslist.
Just be sure it's a working model. Lots of lemon uteruses on CL.0 -
Be sure to wrap yourself with bubble wrap first (it works better than saran wrap) - this will help you stay "even" when spot reducing. Don't forget to un-wrap yourself before detoxing....
Stop with the crazy talk already! EVERYONE knows that bubble wrap causes cellulite.
^^
This!0 -
Remember the 5 foods not to NEVER eat! If you eat 5 ripe bananas before your spot reduction, you'll end up with a uterus that's yellow and has brown spots and you'll need to upgrade to the monster cleanse!0
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Actually the spots on your colonic walls are pretty hard to see. So I would suggest a master cleanse while in squatting position. Your colon will fall out and you can complete spot reduction easily with a brush without having to go in blind!0
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During, or else you'll get muscles like Arnold overnight0
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First of all OP, don't listen to everyone who says not to do it.
You should do the spot cleanse detoxiduction shake from visalusology. Also be sure to get the tinfoil hatwrap from fatheadology. The spot cleanse detoxiduction will actually remove toxins from your shoes causing you to run faster and burn more calories thus losing weight. The hatwrap, when positioned properly on your head, will turn your head into a baked potato resulting in immediate weight loss because heads weigh less than potatoes.
The rest of you need to grow up, seriously.
Also I like Dr Oz.
Does it matter what kind of shoes, tho?0 -
I am thoroughly impressed with how hell MFP knows how to troll.
well done.0 -
Does it matter what kind of shoes, tho?
Make sure they are open toed, closed heel with the starter emblem on the side. Wal-Mart sells these for .99 cents, they are the best you can buy0 -
Before, but make sure you're using Super Fruit Plant Slimmy Slimster F45X pills. You have to buy them on the internet from an unrecognized country in the south seas because it's illegal to sell in the United States, but it works soooooo gooooooood. What do doctors know anyway?? The blindness is totally worth it!0
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Does it matter what kind of shoes, tho?
Make sure they are open toed, closed heel with the starter emblem on the side. Wal-Mart sells these for .99 cents, they are the best you can buy
As long as you put those magic insoles in your shoes that pull all the toxins out through your feet and stain the insole, I think you're fine with any shoe.
If you cant afford magic staining insoles, then yes, you must use open toed, closed heel shoes.0 -
Remember the 5 foods not to NEVER eat! If you eat 5 ripe bananas before your spot reduction, you'll end up with a uterus that's yellow and has brown spots and you'll need to upgrade to the monster cleanse!
LOL!!! ..monster cleanse...0
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