I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    So far I have lost almost a small bale of hay and yes my goal is to lose an elephant penis!!!
  • cyberskirt
    cyberskirt Posts: 218 Member
    I want to lose Arnold Schwarzenegger with a second head.

    So far I've lost a cinder block.
  • aestarel
    aestarel Posts: 4 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs. I'm planning to lose an elephant penis and a Chihuahua.
  • HarlCarl
    HarlCarl Posts: 266 Member
    I've lost .4 lbs short of a two month old horse.

    :noway:
  • carleyfunk
    carleyfunk Posts: 59 Member
    I have lost an elephants penis
  • sherriberri831
    sherriberri831 Posts: 7 Member
    So far I have lost an average newborn baby but my goal is to lose an elephants penis! lol
  • ciel9
    ciel9 Posts: 15 Member
    Thanks for sharing this! This is such an entertaining read!

    I'm looking to lose a 2 year old. So far, I've lost a sperm whale's brain and I need to lose a human head!
  • underthecherrytree
    underthecherrytree Posts: 532 Member
    I lost a human head and am on my weigh to losing a 2 mo old horse
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
    Lost a human leg :] Want to go for largest ball of tape xD
  • douglasmobbs
    douglasmobbs Posts: 563 Member
    Two penises down, one heart to go. (well almost)
  • justlynzo
    justlynzo Posts: 26 Member
    I've lost an average housecat already, and hope to lose the amount of cheese the average American eats in a year. It seems only right, seeing as I'm pretty sure I gained all this weight eating an above average amount of cheese...
  • Lozze
    Lozze Posts: 1,917 Member
    I've lost a gold bar. I want that ***** back!

    Want to end up having lost the entire Oxford Dictionary.
  • AliceKlaar
    AliceKlaar Posts: 275 Member
    Haha - love it! Thanks for sharing :o) I want to lose an elephant's heart in total and I've already lost a sperm whale's brain.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,870 Member
    Apparently my goal is to lose a tire. I guess that adds new meaning the phrase "spare tire," huh. So far, I've lost a couple guinea pigs, though. :)
  • lau444
    lau444 Posts: 120 Member
    So far, I've lost my 2 y.o. godson, :noway:

    And my ultimate goal is to lose an average adult male :-/
  • LaurasClimb
    LaurasClimb Posts: 211 Member
    Oh my goodness...I've lost an elephant penis!
  • phunkdaphied
    phunkdaphied Posts: 9 Member
    LOL ! :laugh:
  • jordanreddick
    jordanreddick Posts: 197 Member
    I have currently lost halfway between the world's largest ball of tape and a newborn calf and am aiming to lose a 2 month old horse and keep going!
  • ChshireKat
    ChshireKat Posts: 117 Member
    I am 1 guinea pig short of loosing a cinder block, my goal is an elephant penis.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580 Member
    I've lost a small bale of hay and three guinea pigs. I want to lose another small bale of hay too for a total of a small horse. :D
  • AmbyrJayde
    AmbyrJayde Posts: 257 Member
    I've lost the average amt of cheese,
    I still have to lose the complete oxford dictionary.
    In total I will lose just about an average man. Wow. o.O
  • spiregrain
    spiregrain Posts: 254 Member
    A 5000 btu air conditioner. So far I've lost a bald eagle. Just in time for the 4th of July!
  • airangel59
    airangel59 Posts: 1,887 Member
    Almost a tire here but aiming for a month's worth of trash.
  • MandiS80
    MandiS80 Posts: 127 Member
    Need to lose somewhere between a gold brick and an irish setter.
    Lost 10 dozen large eggs already.

    This is kinda funny
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