Seriously?? You just posted that as a status update??

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  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    And... my dog eats her poop sometimes.
    I don't think any thread is really complete without this comment and another one I haven't seen.
    :smokin:
  • AmyM713
    AmyM713 Posts: 592 Member
    Guess I would be weird to you since I ended up going to er for kidney stone pain once and since I posted I was at the hospital and everyone wanted to know why, instead of lying I told them I had a kidney stone, its not your page so I guess what you think shouldn't matter, and I've also posted about going into labor, my real friends get excited when there is a new baby coming into the world.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    When I go each am, I call it the morning mudslide
    That's not right. You need to have more fiber and more protein. Turn that crap firm.

    Thats for the afternoon avalanche
  • cammy14616
    cammy14616 Posts: 9 Member
    lol
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    When I go each am, I call it the morning mudslide
    That's not right. You need to have more fiber and more protein. Turn that crap firm.
    Thats for the afternoon avalanche
    Oh, I just like to float around and provide firm advice. :)
  • mclovin23
    mclovin23 Posts: 1 Member
    I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.

    Reminds me of my sister and I. Our poops are announced to each other daily. LOL.

    Some people just take themselves too seriously!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    When I go each am, I call it the morning mudslide
    That's not right. You need to have more fiber and more protein. Turn that crap firm.
    Thats for the afternoon avalanche
    Oh, I just like to float around and provide firm advice. :)

    I put Saran wrap on toilet and tgen put it on scale, 6lbs is my persinal best
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    When I go each am, I call it the morning mudslide
    That's not right. You need to have more fiber and more protein. Turn that crap firm.
    Thats for the afternoon avalanche
    Oh, I just like to float around and provide firm advice. :)

    I put Saran wrap on toilet and tgen put it on scale, 6lbs is my persinal best
    I just weigh pre and post poop. My personal best is only 5 pounds.
  • Neahpata
    Neahpata Posts: 322 Member
    I passed a 5 pound **** last night.....

    ^
    plus your avatar makes it look like you are demonstrating how big it was.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I put Saran wrap on toilet and tgen put it on scale, 6lbs is my persinal best
    Pfft... amateur. Call me when you hit double digits. Booyah!
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Hense why i deleted my FB-Ty
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.

    Reminds me of my sister and I. Our poops are announced to each other daily. LOL.

    Some people just take themselves too seriously!
    I like the way you think! At work, we always get poop announcements. :happy:
  • enyo123
    enyo123 Posts: 172 Member
    My pee was too yellow this morning. I didn't drink quite enough water yesterday, I guess.

    Mine is neon yellow often......Apparently it's my vitamins.

    Taking extra vitamin B supplements can produce something the color of Mountain Dew. :-P
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
    I had a coworker who would take pictures of his poop and text me it during lunch.
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
    How many likes did the post get? Probably more than this thread
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I had a coworker who would take pictures of his poop and text me it during lunch.

    That's a sh!tty thing to do :angry:
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    I had a coworker who would take pictures of his poop and text me it during lunch.

    That's a sh!tty thing to do :angry:

    lmao. I giggled.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I've seen worst than a kidney stone. that's nothing! worst i saw was a friend gave birth and she took a picture of the baby with the umbilical cord STILL ATTACHED!!!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I had a coworker who would take pictures of his poop and text me it during lunch.

    That's a sh!tty thing to do :angry:

    laura- you rock!
  • PhenomeNae
    PhenomeNae Posts: 130 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????


    really? can you? I want to know....
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I saw a deer gove birth n I ate the placenta
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,059 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????


    really? can you? I want to know....

    :laugh: just log it as "cardio" nobody wants to know.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I saw a deer gove birth n I ate the placenta

    you weren't the father, right?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I saw a deer gove birth n I ate the placenta

    Did you log it properly?
  • HMVOL7409
    HMVOL7409 Posts: 1,588 Member
    The ones that do it for me; as in you're now deleted; are the girls who post every detail of their labor and delivery.


    i actually blogged "live" during the last time i was in labor. it really, really helped me focus on something else besides the intense pain (i delivered all 3 babies naturally). to each their own, right?

    Definitely to each their own and I'm glad it helped you through your pain. However I don't need descriptions on how your lady parts are feeling/tearing etc. I just don't think FB would be a priority of mine during such an important, family time.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I saw a deer gove birth n I ate the placenta

    you weren't the father, right?
    No....I was the uncle
  • chezmama
    chezmama Posts: 396 Member
    One of my fb friends posted a picture of his colonoscopy. Really? That's a little intimate, don't you think?
  • aftergypsies
    aftergypsies Posts: 248 Member
    I don't like to see 3d sonogram pictures of peoples babies.
  • SusanaLdn
    SusanaLdn Posts: 121 Member
    What I don't really understand is why you would copy it, paste it, and post it here.

    Exactly my thoughts?!...

    Actually, it makes me wonder why am I replying to this. We all need to get a life.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    One of my fb friends posted a picture of his colonoscopy. Really? That's a little intimate, don't you think?

    That's a journey I would not want to take...
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