Seriously?? You just posted that as a status update??

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  • darrcn5
    darrcn5 Posts: 495 Member
    I hate, hate, hate it when parents post updates about their kid's potty training. I REALLY don't need to know that your kid did a big poop in the potty three days in a row.
    One gal posted birth pictures and one was the baby as it came out of her vagina. Why she thought it was a good idea to show her vagina off to the Facebook world is beyond me.
  • HeHealsMe
    HeHealsMe Posts: 174 Member
    You think that's bad ??? This was written by my cousin just last week, I'm not kidding you ----

    "Well aunt flow came and that sucks so I can't love on my man in my Special way"

    SERIOUSLY. WTF!!!

    You tell her to get back in the action and earn those red wings?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    BwaHhahahaha

    I haven't heard that expression "Red Wing's" in a long time....goes in the territory with( "OTR.) (on The Rag.")
  • ambitious01
    ambitious01 Posts: 209 Member
    honestly, folks on these forums asking if their crap actually weighs 3 lbs and that makes you worry?:smile:
  • surgesilk
    surgesilk Posts: 92
    So you are complaining that someone updated that but you think its worthy of telling everyone else about....hmmm...the wheels on the bus go round and round....
  • HeHealsMe
    HeHealsMe Posts: 174 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????


    really? can you? I want to know....

    :laugh: just log it as "cardio" nobody wants to know.
    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ YOU CANNOT LOG THIS..this is something you do everyday, THEREFORE, no exercise...just normal routine day...LOL!!
  • gayje
    gayje Posts: 230 Member
    I need to shave my privates again

    Good for you...There's no excuse for poor manscaping...

    LOL...you said "manscaping"!!!

    Great word!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I hate, hate, hate it when parents post updates about their kid's potty training. I REALLY don't need to know that your kid did a big poop in the potty three days in a row.
    One gal posted birth pictures and one was the baby as it came out of her vagina. Why she thought it was a good idea to show her vagina off to the Facebook world is beyond me.

    Maybe she was trying to trim her friend list & didn't want to be mean and outright delete people...so she posted that & waited to see who de-friended her...
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    What I don't really understand is why you would copy it, paste it, and post it here.

    lol Amen~!
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    To whoever passed the stone: Congratulations!~ Feel better
  • surgesilk
    surgesilk Posts: 92
    I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.
    I highly recommend his dumps as well.
  • cfriend71
    cfriend71 Posts: 207 Member
    I've seen worse unfortunately. Like the mom of 5 who posted a paragraph in detail about how her kid who was in bed with her just snotted all over her. Really?
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????


    really? can you? I want to know....

    :laugh: just log it as "cardio" nobody wants to know.
    Hehe, most peepz I know log it as "cleaning" - apparently...
  • KellyBurton1
    KellyBurton1 Posts: 529 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????

    And would you get the calories burned from a HRM? I mean, that's not in the MFP database, right? :huh:

    Im just wondering how long it took him! By the calorie not long at all...lol
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    I need to shave my privates again
    I shave mine every day.

    EVERYDAY? My BF would fall in-love with you right away. Since we are all TMI'ing - I'm a twice a week kinda gal.
  • Goofy076
    Goofy076 Posts: 287 Member
    I have seen worst , trust me LOL
  • Alexstrasza
    Alexstrasza Posts: 619 Member
    The ones that do it for me; as in you're now deleted; are the girls who post every detail of their labor and delivery. Seriously, aren't you a little busy right now? Or the constant updates about their children's bowel movements, pee AKA potty training routine. No one need to know every detail of your life. If you feel yourself posting every detail; you probably need to get a life.

    I have a couple friends who tend to do this.

    I have two kids and I never post about that kind of stuff. Hell *I* don't really want to know about their bowel movements but I have no choice, haha.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I need to shave my privates again
    I shave mine every day.
    EVERYDAY? My BF would fall in-love with you right away. Since we are all TMI'ing - I'm a twice a week kinda gal.
    Yes, every day. It helps keep things smooth, plus it eliminates any razor burn issues.
  • BubbleGumKisses
    BubbleGumKisses Posts: 156 Member
    I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.
    I highly recommend his dumps as well.

    LMAO
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    I need to shave my privates again
    I shave mine every day.
    EVERYDAY? My BF would fall in-love with you right away. Since we are all TMI'ing - I'm a twice a week kinda gal.
    Yes, every day. It helps keep things smooth, plus it eliminates any razor burn issues.

    I have to remember a shaver tomorrow morning (and every other morning). I hate burn issues - very unattractive.
  • indiedoll
    indiedoll Posts: 29 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????


    really? can you? I want to know....

    :laugh: just log it as "cardio" nobody wants to know.
    Hehe, most peepz I know log it as "cleaning" - apparently...

    Now every time someone posts their cardio and it's cleaning I'm going to wonder what they were really doing.
  • SinkTheBismarck
    SinkTheBismarck Posts: 133
    I think any foot fetishist would be terrified by meeting me. So many nasty blisters.
  • bellieff
    bellieff Posts: 43
    this whole thread made me lol
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    The one that drives me nuts, especially since joining MFP, is the one friend that posts every detail of every food they eat, and 90% is crap. Slurpees and energy drinks every day. Chips all the time. You know. And you know their kids are eating the same. Makes me want to scream. Defriended so as not to cause a fight.
  • thepanttherlady
    thepanttherlady Posts: 258 Member
    How's about the ones talking about sex, like, "burned 39 calories masturbating manually". Dude... REALLY???? :noway:

    You can log that?????????????


    really? can you? I want to know....

    :laugh: just log it as "cardio" nobody wants to know.
    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ YOU CANNOT LOG THIS..this is something you do everyday, THEREFORE, no exercise...just normal routine day...LOL!!

    Does that mean I need to change my activity level from Sedentary? :embarassed:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.
    I highly recommend his dumps as well.

    Um, why do u recommend my dumps.?
  • SerahLaffere
    SerahLaffere Posts: 223 Member
    A friend of mine, was writing that she was in the hospital about to give birth. I was shocked.
  • amandammmq
    amandammmq Posts: 394 Member
    I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.

    pictures or it didn't happen!

    edited to add: of COURSE someone up thread already said this!!! I posted before finishing the thread. :bigsmile:
  • sarahrbraun
    sarahrbraun Posts: 2,261 Member
    Kidney stones a a b!tch to pass! I think it's pretty newsworthy!

    TMI disclaimer: for Mother's Day I stayed in bed laboring 2 stones. I should get them set in a ring. Are we friends on FB? :huh:


    Shiiiit! Last summer I had a 14mm stone. Took the kids to the zoo and walked around for 2 hours having an attack. 1 stent, 1 lithotripsy, 1 scope and 3 weeks later, I was feeling much better. I passed one about 4 years ago--still had trace blood in my urine a month later.
  • amandammmq
    amandammmq Posts: 394 Member
    Kidney stones a a b!tch to pass! I think it's pretty newsworthy!

    TMI disclaimer: for Mother's Day I stayed in bed laboring 2 stones. I should get them set in a ring. Are we friends on FB? :huh:


    Shiiiit! Last summer I had a 14mm stone. Took the kids to the zoo and walked around for 2 hours having an attack. 1 stent, 1 lithotripsy, 1 scope and 3 weeks later, I was feeling much better. I passed one about 4 years ago--still had trace blood in my urine a month later.

    Those sound so awful! For a straight up freak out factor, here's this: a friend of mine is prone to tear duct stones and passes stones through her damn tear ducts every so often! AGGH! I should mention to her that she could set them into a ring... she does make jewelry!
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
    I love how the fact that a thread that started with twohungariangirls (and a cup?) complaining about someone posting TMI has turned into literally a bunch of poo flinging.
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