Seriously?? You just posted that as a status update??

Kidney stones a a b!tch to pass! I think it's pretty newsworthy!

TMI disclaimer: for Mother's Day I stayed in bed laboring 2 stones. I should get them set in a ring. Are we friends on FB? :huh:

Shiiiit! Last summer I had a 14mm stone. Took the kids to the zoo and walked around for 2 hours having an attack. 1 stent, 1 lithotripsy, 1 scope and 3 weeks later, I was feeling much better. I passed one about 4 years ago--still had trace blood in my urine a month later.

Those sound so awful! For a straight up freak out factor, here's this: a friend of mine is prone to tear duct stones and passes stones through her damn tear ducts every so often! AGGH! I should mention to her that she could set them into a ring... she does make jewelry!

yeah, it was. Every time I went to the urologist's office, I joked that I had a kidney boulder, not a stone. The lithotripsy only broke 8mm off, so a week or so later I chose to have the scope so they could break the rest with lasers and rinse it out. Now I have to take a potassium supplement daily, and drink like 4 quarts of water a day.

The one that drives me nuts, especially since joining MFP, is the one friend that posts every detail of every food they eat, and 90% is crap. Slurpees and energy drinks every day. Chips all the time. You know. And you know their kids are eating the same. Makes me want to scream. Defriended so as not to cause a fight.

THIS! I have a friend who does this and it drives me nuts. She doesn't have kids, though, so I mean I guess that's a plus? But when you're more focused on bettering your "health" and losing weight, but put that in your body... I dunno, man. Yeah you're under your cals but don't say the H Word ("health") in front of me unless you're joking or want a punch to the mouth one of these days.

What I don't really understand is why you would copy it, paste it, and post it here.

^^^^^^^^now people can say the same about the post that you reposted lol

My pee was too yellow this morning. I didn't drink quite enough water yesterday, I guess.

Mine is neon yellow often......Apparently it's my vitamins.

or your pregnant..do your boobs hurt too????

honestly, folks on these forums asking if their crap actually weighs 3 lbs and that makes you worry?

I wanna know if they are using the same scale as they do to weigh themselves????

This whole thread reminded me of a traumatic event in my childhood. My family used to run and estate sale business and all of us kids were employed to help out. One house was that of an elderly lady who passed away and all of her things were stashed in huge plastic bags. It was really fun to dig through and see what we could find for the sale. I came across a little clear box with interesting looking stones in them. I didn't know anything about kidney stones and they were so big that even if I did I never would have guessed they were kidney stones. I brought them to my Mom and she looked on the back of the box and screamed for me to drop them. I threw them like they were dynamite and then she told me what they were. The woman had labeled and dated the box.
I scrubbed my hands until they were raw while everyone else peed their pants laughing. yuck.

Not kidding..this really happened!!!

I live in a mobile home park and you can, of course, pretty much, hear your neighbors. Well...I have a young couple that lives next door and they are outside all the time. My 16 year old son was getting ready for bed and his window is on the neighbors side.so about 2 feet from the couple, he hears the boy say "I am like shi**ing 4 times a day now"!!! REALLY!!! Apparntly he doesnt have Facebook!!!!

I took a fantastic dump this morning. I highly recommend it.

I highly recommend his dumps as well.

Um, why do u recommend my dumps.?

the real qu, why wouldnt they recommend your dumps

Your dumps have an honest look about them.

OH MY WORD; he was just trying to start a topic! Why does everyone have to repeat their dislike of the stupid kidney stone post, which wasn't even the real point of all this, a bajillion times? A hundred people already said it, so if that's what you're thinking, please spare us!

OP: I also laugh at stupid status updates. I'm not ashamed of it.

My favourites are the really moaney and vague ones.. like... "Everything's falling to pieces today... if you don't know what you never had, you can't miss it..."