funny thing with my BF

felice03
felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
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He keeps having these bruises all over, but particularly on his neck. I am not sure what is causing them, but it keeps happening. I have also noticed long scratch marks on him....usually his back, but sometimes his chest and legs too. He comes over and his hair and clothes are all messy even though he should have been at work. I am really worried...i mean do you think someone is beating him up? or maybe he is doing drugs?? I am at a loss for what is going on...
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  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    maybe he's a werewolf?
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    1st rule of fight club
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    It's cancer. Sorry.
  • _hi_hat3r_
    _hi_hat3r_ Posts: 423 Member
    He's cheating on you and having rough sex with another woman
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    Beat me to it.
  • 2bFitNTrim
    2bFitNTrim Posts: 1,209 Member
    Have you asked him about it?
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Did you check your scale?
  • nilesbollinger
    nilesbollinger Posts: 80 Member
    Does he live in a tent in the forest?
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    He definitely fell off the bed, hit his neck on the dresser, landed on the cat and the cat went all ape **** on him.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Its his pimp. Your bf is just not bringing in enough cash.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Does he live in a tent in the forest?

    No...... In a van. By the river.
  • sarai79
    sarai79 Posts: 90 Member
    :drinker:
    Did you check your scale?

    Beat me to it!

    Maybe the kids are roughing him up for extra cookies
  • SinkTheBismarck
    SinkTheBismarck Posts: 133
    1st rule of fight club

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mikeocost14
    mikeocost14 Posts: 25
    check the scale! haha!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    Only way to know for sure what's up.
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    He's training for the WD. I'm sorry you had to find out this way ;)
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    You should ceck your macros...
    What's your protein/Fat/Carb ratio?

    err....wait...wrong thread...
  • aaralyn
    aaralyn Posts: 7
    1st rule of fight club

    BAHAHAHA
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 248 Member
    I'm with the scale thing.

    Only one way to tell what's going on....

    Hire a private investigator to take videos - then post them on YouTube!
  • glittersoul
    glittersoul Posts: 666 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    Only way to know for sure what's up.

    Make sure to take measurements and progress pics
  • jennifer52484
    jennifer52484 Posts: 888 Member
    rough sex with someone who clearly isn't you... Def go through his phone:P
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    It's cancer. Sorry.

    Do you think it could be??? maybe I should take him to the doctor!!!!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Are you serious right now
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    bruises are caused by excessive rough *kitten*. back scratches are from self-flagellation because he is atoning for his sins.

    you have a good man. you should find his cat o nine tails and smell it.
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    Maybe it's a poltergeist? I've heard lots of stories about ghosts that go around scratching people...
  • adamsurpren
    adamsurpren Posts: 53
    All these joking responses...

    Maybe..in all seriousness, he is in some sort of situation that you need to talk to him about. Remember, you care for him, and he cares for you, there is no harm in asking. Listen closely to how he responds, that might give you an answer.

    Ignoring it = probably cheating

    Brushing it off life it's nothing = probably some sort of physical altercation

    Any other response would probably be better than those. A relationship is nothing if it doesn't have good communication. Good luck!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    :laugh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    why would i check my scale???
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    probably just his wife....no reason to worry \m/
  • GrnEydGrl86
    GrnEydGrl86 Posts: 154
    LOL! :laugh: I so needed this today!!!

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