funny thing with my BF

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  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I have no idea what you may be referring to, but Bryce from the Blue Oyster Bar called and said your BF needs to pay his tab as it's getting pretty large.
  • Crystal0827
    Crystal0827 Posts: 244 Member
    One can't be this dumb...... never mind yes one could be....
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Does he reek like booze when he arrives like htis??
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Does he have a Designated Hooker?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Does he reek like booze when he arrives like htis??

    he does!
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Check for signs of a Consistent Alien Tracking Implant Device (CATID) on his body. If you find one, then what you describe could be wounds from alien abductions. Bring up anal probes in a conversation, if he shutters and panics, then that would confirm things a bit more.
  • mikeocost14
    mikeocost14 Posts: 25
    Does he have a Designated Hooker?

    Dyslexic Hobo?
  • aba160
    aba160 Posts: 37 Member
    He's probably training to be a MMA fighter.

    Did you go through his text messages/emails/computer to see if his trainer has been talking to him about his most recent fight??
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    He's been hanging out with Chris Brown.
  • LinzCurlyQ
    LinzCurlyQ Posts: 94 Member
    tell me you've snooped in his texts?
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    I don't think there is anything wrong with him. Seems odd you are asking this. Maybe YOU are the problem. Why DON'T you have bruises and scrapes?!?!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!! :bigsmile:

    ^ it's the only way to know
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    I bet it's just from the Hookers & blow. Nothing to get alarmed about.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    All these joking responses...

    Maybe..in all seriousness, he is in some sort of situation that you need to talk to him about. Remember, you care for him, and he cares for you, there is no harm in asking. Listen closely to how he responds, that might give you an answer.

    Ignoring it = probably cheating

    Brushing it off life it's nothing = probably some sort of physical altercation

    Any other response would probably be better than those. A relationship is nothing if it doesn't have good communication. Good luck!

    Seriously?
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!! :bigsmile:

    ^ it's the only way to know

    better yet.Smell your vagina. Has he been there lately?
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    As he was grabbing the scale off the top shelf in the linen closet, he slipped and caught the scale in the neck which made him fall onto the peanut butter eating dog explaining the scratches.


    No need for worry, his mother was there.
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    Actually someone who bruises easily could have a medical condition and really should seek medical attention.
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    He's been hanging out with Chris Brown.

    This made me LOL. :laugh:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Oh the irony of this post. This is the reason I can't stay out of the forums.

    Tell me about it, lol.

    Maybe his mother came over while you were gone. I agree, you better check the scale.
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    Did you consider he's a super hero and doesn't have a very good outfit yet?

    Has crime been on the decline in your area since all this started?
  • mikeocost14
    mikeocost14 Posts: 25
    As he was grabbing the scale off the top shelf in the linen closet, he slipped and caught the scale in the neck which made him fall onto the peanut butter eating dog explaining the scratches.


    No need for worry, his mother was there.

    That made me lol, out loud. thanks!
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    YES!!
  • lisakyle_11
    lisakyle_11 Posts: 420 Member
    check his texts etc...

    but first ask him what the hell is up.... sounds like he's up to no good to me.

    wishing you luck with this!
  • CharleneExtreme
    CharleneExtreme Posts: 372
    Honestly, i think he could be cheating on you. Look into it, confront him. Even suggest a sexual health test and see how he reacts..
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    maybe he's a werewolf?

    Yes, he is becoming Teen Wolf. It's an awkward and sometimes painful process. Don't worry though, he will look like this hotty after the transition.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWGcZV76YoejXI3c5w2dQO49ZmzMUTEoGyytEu7qNKZ8IosLBq1L7hbHZH
  • LinzCurlyQ
    LinzCurlyQ Posts: 94 Member
    or he was trying to weigh the dog.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Do you only see him on the weekends like friday to monday? Do you weigh 188?
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    maybe he's a werewolf?

    Yes, he is becoming Teen Wolf. It's an awkward and sometimes painful process. Don't worry though, he will look like this hotty after the transition.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWGcZV76YoejXI3c5w2dQO49ZmzMUTEoGyytEu7qNKZ8IosLBq1L7hbHZH

    how you doiiiiiiiin?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Did you consider he's a super hero and doesn't have a very good outfit yet?

    Has crime been on the decline in your area since all this started?

    I will have to check. he does talk about punishing prostitutes a lot.

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