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Lukazetta
Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
edited December 20 in Chit-Chat
Go!
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  • newfette81
    newfette81 Posts: 185
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples... How many pancakes will fit on the roof??
  • jodycoady
    jodycoady Posts: 598 Member
    Go!

    How long you've been exercising?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    What in the world would make you think we are interested in what you have to say?

    U mad?
    The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples... How many pancakes will fit on the roof??

    Orange, because aliens don't wear hats.
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    Question: Today I found the perfect dress for a Garden Party themed wedding next month. It has 4 colors in it, with two of them being coral and sage. Next, I need to find a dress shirt in a complimentary color for my husband to wear. Do you think I should go for coral? Or sage? BTW, hubby says he will NOT wear pink (coral). We'll see about that. Thoughts, OP?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    Go!

    How long you've been exercising?

    2 years.

    But doing it right for only 1 year.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples... How many pancakes will fit on the roof??

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The answer is 287 blueberry & chocolate chip pancakes :wink:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples... How many pancakes will fit on the roof??

    Orange, because aliens don't wear hats.

    Well played, sir!
  • icrant
    icrant Posts: 41 Member
    Are those .. implants? :laugh:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    If tom has 8 geese and bob drive 6 hours when will the pizza be ready?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    Question: Today I found the perfect dress for a Garden Party themed wedding next month. It has 4 colors in it, with two of them being coral and sage. Next, I need to find a dress shirt in a complimentary color for my husband to wear. Do you think I should go for coral? Or sage? BTW, hubby says he will NOT wear pink (coral). We'll see about that. Thoughts, OP?

    Sage, next question.
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    Are those .. implants? :laugh:

    Yup. U jelly?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    If tom has 8 geese and bob drive 6 hours when will the pizza be ready?


    Indeed.
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    How do they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar???
  • icrant
    icrant Posts: 41 Member
    You betcha!!!
  • Lesley2901
    Lesley2901 Posts: 372 Member
    Go!

    How long you've been exercising?

    2 years.

    But doing it right for only 1 year.

    What were you doing wrong for the first year?
  • acman145acp
    acman145acp Posts: 76 Member
    If an extremely intelligent woman , educated , great job, whole package ............ tells you she loves you every day for two years.

    Then one day she says she doesn't want to see you anymore for no apparent reason........ she can't give a reason......

    WT$ does that mean .......... how do you ever "understand" that
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Can we see your face?
  • Papillon22
    Papillon22 Posts: 1,160 Member
    Why did you delete your answer in the thread about the lonely guy?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    How do they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar???

    they make them upside down so the caramel stays in the chocolate then they pour the base on. like upside down cake

    What were you doing wrong for the first year?

    Overtraining, not focusing on my diet as much, wrong exercises/whole body exercises, not getting enough rest/sleep, wrong supplements...etc
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    Just watched the Indy 500. What's with the milk at the end?
  • mikes99mail
    mikes99mail Posts: 318 Member
    How do they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar???

    not quite the same, but a neighbour and good friend of ours invented the manufacturing process for after eight mints. Her husband was part of the team who invented MRI scanners.

    We dont play them at trivial pursuit, ever.
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    Can we see your face?

    Well, can we??
  • soccermoma11
    soccermoma11 Posts: 126
    you like football? CFL or NFL?
  • Lukazetta
    Lukazetta Posts: 427 Member
    If an extremely intelligent woman , educated , great job, whole package ............ tells you she loves you every day for two years.

    Then one day she says she doesn't want to see you anymore for no apparent reason........ she can't give a reason......

    WT$ does that mean .......... how do you ever "understand" that

    99% of all sexual encounters of mine end up like this.
  • NurseCarolyn2014
    NurseCarolyn2014 Posts: 142
    When three friends arrive at a hotel late night, they see that there is only one room with three beds available. They decide to share this room. They ask the young man at reception the room's rate, he replies: "30 dollars". Each took $10 out of their wallet, paid and went up to their rooms.

    After a little while, the receptionist realizes he made a mistake; the room's rate was $25, but he took $30. He calls the bell boy, gives him the $5 dollars, and tells him go up the room and give this money back to three friends. On his way up to the room, the bell boy feels obliged to give equal share from $5 to three friends. When he can't calculate the $5 into three equal shares, he decides to give $1 to each, and decides to give the other $2 to the Red Cross.

    Now, each of the three friends paid $9 for the room, 3 x 9 = $27 and the bell boy has the two dollars, it totals to $29.

    Where is the one dollar?
  • newfette81
    newfette81 Posts: 185
    my answer is purple and not orange but that's what I was looking for... well done :happy:
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    What's your favorite nut butter?
  • misty0413
    misty0413 Posts: 212
    Lukazetta, no questions. Keep up the exercise, you look smoking hot. Very nice profile pic.
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    What in the world would make you think we are interested in what you have to say?

    how rude are you, maybe he has something to offer for people that need advice ?

    OP said to ask anything. The poster you quoted followed the rules by asking the OP a question. You, however did not. OP, would you agree with my assessment?

    You will find that if I add a question mark then it is a question!

    My answer to you is a statement followed by an exclamation mark.

    Ah, but your question referred to the OP as "he" therefore was not asking HIM a question. I win! Right OP?
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