Bored...ask me anything.
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Soooo you guys both suck.....
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.0 -
If an extremely intelligent woman , educated , great job, whole package ............ tells you she loves you every day for two years.
Then one day she says she doesn't want to see you anymore for no apparent reason........ she can't give a reason......
WT$ does that mean .......... how do you ever "understand" that
People change. She could've grown more in those two years and realised she wasn't truly in love..could've found someone else...who knows0 -
Soooo you guys both suck.....
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
sounds like a romance novel0 -
Didn't feel like reading through 8 pages of.. stuff...
My question... what's the meaning of life? Ok, 2 questions... second, why is the sky blue? Maybe three... why do you park on driveway but drive on a parkway?0 -
Soooo you guys both suck.....
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
But I'm not your friend...;(
Why you gotta lie for?!0 -
But I'm not your friend...;(
Why you gotta lie for?!
I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.
The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on MFP and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.
I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..0 -
Didn't feel like reading through 8 pages of.. stuff...
My question... what's the meaning of life? Ok, 2 questions... second, why is the sky blue? Maybe three... why do you park on driveway but drive on a parkway?
1. Life is meaningless. We are descendants of ancient aliens.
2. The sky isn't blue, it's a reflection from the ocean and sun. It gives use the illusion that it is blue.
3. Good question.0 -
But I'm not your friend...;(
Why you gotta lie for?!
I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.
The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on MFP and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.
I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..
It does mean absolutely nothing to me...
But that was written beautifully, yet you can't see my eyes or smile so go to hell you male ratchet....0 -
It does mean absolutely nothing to me...
But that was written beautifully, yet you can't see my eyes or smile so go to hell you male ratchet....
I imagine that your eyes and smile are only as perfected according to your body. The Unique, Seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Desirable, Irresistible, Sunnishing, Flawless, Exotic, Exquiste, Refined like sweet wine good to taste, gorgeous masterpiece work of art, Create by The Greatest sculptor, GOD, Who formed, sculpte & created a perfect boy, beautiful perfect body of a Gorgeous woman, You. So precious, So Glorious, So Beautiful & So Lovely. Theres no one like you.....
You are what I call
A T R U E W O M A N.........Fascinating & Interesting.......
TO DESCRIBE HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE WOULD DEPLETE THE WORLD OF ADJECTIVES.0 -
Why am I always left with mismatched socks? And where do all the missing socks go??
probably somewhere there....0 -
It does mean absolutely nothing to me...
But that was written beautifully, yet you can't see my eyes or smile so go to hell you male ratchet....
I imagine that your eyes and smile are only as perfected according to your body. The Unique, Seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Desirable, Irresistible, Sunnishing, Flawless, Exotic, Exquiste, Refined like sweet wine good to taste, gorgeous masterpiece work of art, Create by The Greatest sculptor, GOD, Who formed, sculpte & created a perfect boy, beautiful perfect body of a Gorgeous woman, You. So precious, So Glorious, So Beautiful & So Lovely. Theres no one like you.....
You are what I call
A T R U E W O M A N.........Fascinating & Interesting.......
TO DESCRIBE HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE WOULD DEPLETE THE WORLD OF ADJECTIVES.
bahahahahaha....okay that was a good line....how do you want me? Face down, *kitten* up?0 -
bahahahahaha....okay that was a good line....how do you want me? Face down, *kitten* up?
It's up to you really.
And I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code. Then we can live happily ever after, throwing money in the trash and partying like Charlie Sheen. As you can see I have this whole thing planned out so all you have to do after you pop out some kids is sit by the pool, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys all day while I conduct business. I already have the wedding booked for the Elvis Wedding Chapel on the strip so I'm really banking on you to say yes to this or I'm going to have to just find a stripper and I don't think the plan will turn out as well.0 -
bahahahahaha....okay that was a good line....how do you want me? Face down, *kitten* up?
It's up to you really.
And I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code. Then we can live happily ever after, throwing money in the trash and partying like Charlie Sheen. As you can see I have this whole thing planned out so all you have to do after you pop out some kids is sit by the pool, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys all day while I conduct business. I already have the wedding booked for the Elvis Wedding Chapel on the strip so I'm really banking on you to say yes to this or I'm going to have to just find a stripper and I don't think the plan will turn out as well.
Smh...somebody had already sent me this line before you unoriginal piece of turd....0 -
Smh...somebody had already sent me this line before you unoriginal piece of turd....
That was me, you never responded.
Do you think maybe we could chat over skype? I mean I won't pressure you to do anything sexual... but let's just say I have a hefty wallet. The more you show the more I'll pay. God! You're aphrodite reincarnated. Your buttocks look like they could provide sexual pleasure to no end, but at the same time end my life with just a quick squeeze of your hamstrings around my neck if I were being a bad boy! Seriously, let's chat. I want to explore eachothers bodies as if we were Lewis and Clark.0 -
Smh...somebody had already sent me this line before you unoriginal piece of turd....
That was me, you never responded.
Do you think maybe we could chat over skype? I mean I won't pressure you to do anything sexual... but let's just say I have a hefty wallet. The more you show the more I'll pay. God! You're aphrodite reincarnated. Your buttocks look like they could provide sexual pleasure to no end, but at the same time end my life with just a quick squeeze of your hamstrings around my neck if I were being a bad boy! Seriously, let's chat. I want to explore eachothers bodies as if we were Lewis and Clark.
Hmmm....that could have been you....
It all depends really, how many fingers does it take to cover your penis?0 -
Smh...somebody had already sent me this line before you unoriginal piece of turd....
That was me, you never responded.
Do you think maybe we could chat over skype? I mean I won't pressure you to do anything sexual... but let's just say I have a hefty wallet. The more you show the more I'll pay. God! You're aphrodite reincarnated. Your buttocks look like they could provide sexual pleasure to no end, but at the same time end my life with just a quick squeeze of your hamstrings around my neck if I were being a bad boy! Seriously, let's chat. I want to explore eachothers bodies as if we were Lewis and Clark.
Hmmm....that could have been you....
It all depends really, how many fingers does it take to cover your penis?
two hands with a bit showing.0 -
It all depends really, how many fingers does it take to cover your penis?
Depends on the length of fingers but I can tell you that I haven't heard any complaints.
I usually just say it's smaller than it actually is because no-one would believe me if I told the truth.
When I've told the truth & they didn't believe me I'll offer a girls number who will vouch. I've never offered to show it to a girl, I just stick with the phone call & eventually they will ask to see. But I only show my private parts if they show me their's. One time a girl tried to pull my pants down when I wasn't looking. Immature move.0 -
It all depends really, how many fingers does it take to cover your penis?
Depends on the length of fingers but I can tell you that I haven't heard any complaints.
I usually just say it's smaller than it actually is because no-one would believe me if I told the truth.
When I've told the truth & they didn't believe me I'll offer a girls number who will vouch. I've never offered to show it to a girl, I just stick with the phone call & eventually they will ask to see. But I only show my private parts if they show me their's. One time a girl tried to pull my pants down when I wasn't looking. Immature move.
Gimmie a number....8 inches, 9?
And gimmie this girl's number....0 -
Gimmie a number....8 inches, 9?
And gimmie this girl's number....
2 inches.
From my knee!0 -
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I can see what the future might hold for us. It's beautiful, something that I doubt many people get to experience. Something that cant ever go uncherished. A connection so Immediate, so radical and so innocent. It makes my heart melt and my stomach turn. It makes my head spin and keeps me up at night. I'm so in love with you and though you may not know it, I think of you always. Literally all day and all night. I wonder if I should just tell you, but there are things in the way, so instead, I vent on MFP. somewhat hoping you may stumble across it, and partly looking for some support from any stranger who shares my sentiment at the moment. All I know is that when I will look into your eyes, my heart will stop and the world will disappear. I see nothing but you, and I want nothing more than to hold you and show you the depth of care I have for you. Maybe someday, for now I wait patiently, hoping for some sort of sign...
In any case, I hope to see you soon.0 -
erm ok yes usually run more then 10 miles erm 10kg of kit (plus your 4.6kg rifle) usually so no to the 20lb weights round the ankles erm and usually have a fully grown man on my back in practice as we take it in turns so if one of the men where unable to move we could just pick them up and get them to safety erm always shouting insults as each other its just ****s n giggles makes the pain go away never been whipped(o actually my girl has before but thats for different day)never meant a midget so never been followed by one but if i was being followed they wouldnt be for long never been paintballing before so no never had them shoot at me erm yes ive seen wild pack of hyenas they aint that great they smell and make to much noise we didnt kill them but would have if we where low on food probably would have just killed them with a trap then finished them of bear hand or a knife and would do nothink blindfolded as you always have to be on the look out and i dont even think my school had a cleaner aha so delt that hope ive answered your question i thought i was wired aha peace myers0machine
Is such a thing, even possible?
yes am part of the elite so we do everythink and anythink0
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