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    the worst pick up line ever?

    Posts: 243 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    him : "do you have some arab in you?"
    me: "no"
    him: "do u want some?"

    "sooo, do u wanna f*** or what?"

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    • Posts: 513 Member
      God must be missing a Angel cus ur here with me :grumble: :grumble:
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      It's probably: I've lost my number, can I borrow yours?
      Although it works every time :devil:
    • Posts: 243 Member
      I'm sure it does lol
    • Posts: 703 Member
      It's probably: I've lost my number, can I borrow yours?
      Although it works every time :devil:

      If the person saying that was attractive, they would get my number. Hahaha.
    • Posts: 30 Member
      Never used one myself but I remember my wife and I going out with my sister and a few of her friends back before we got married. My wife went to dance with my sister and came back over to me laughing hysterically saying,

      "This guy just tried to pick me up by saying, "You wanna dance? You're the only girl in here that doesn't look like a dog.""

      I could only shake my head and laugh.
    • Posts: 243 Member
      Never used one myself but I remember my wife and I going out with my sister and a few of her friends back before we got married. She came back over to me laughing hysterically saying,

      "This guy just tried to pick me up by saying, "You wanna dance? You're the only girl in here that doesn't look like a dog.""

      I could only shake my head and laugh.

      lmao OMG
    • Posts: 134 Member
      I was once asked " do you want to go turkey hunting?" He was really asking if I wanted to go turkey hunting. It was Thanksgiving. It was a fun night!!
    • Posts: 434 Member
      "If I flipped a 50 cent coin what's the chance of me getting head?"
    • Posts: 243 Member
      "If I flipped a 50 cent coin what's the chances of me getting head?"

      it is pretty bad but i laughed... but really bad tho omg
    • Posts: 434 Member
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      it is pretty bad but i laughed... but really bad tho omg

      Sad thing is someone actually said this to me at a party.:noway:
    • Posts: 99
      Had to run in grocery store for a couple items after I had been at the gym. I was all sweaty, red faced, yucky gym clothes. As Im walking by a stock boy says "you sure look purty for grocery shopping" as he leers at me. Ugh!
    • Posts: 902 Member
      I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
    • Posts: 902 Member
      They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body... Wanna fight?
    • Posts: 243 Member
      lol thts actually cute in a weird way hehe:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. :laugh:
    • Posts: 902 Member
      Your lips are kinda wrinkled... Mind if I press them?
    • Posts: 24 Member
      Was your dad a baker? Cause he gave you a great set of buns!
    • Posts: 24 Member
      If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    • Posts: 902 Member
      Let's conserve water and shower together...
    • Posts: 24 Member
      Your daddy must have been a thief cause I would swear he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes!
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      I wanna bag you like some groceries
    • Posts: 243 Member
      Your daddy must have been a thief cause I would swear he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes!

      tht is actually cheesy-cute
    • Posts: 902 Member
      This lack of nudity is disturbing!
    • Posts: 367 Member
      Some guy at a bar was walking around with a quarter on his forehead. He asked me "Do you want to know why I have a quarter on my forehead?" My reply: "To call someone who cares?"
    • Posts: 3 Member
      Do you have a raisin?
      No
      Then how bout a date?
    • Posts: 243 Member
      "you got the time, cos I got the place!!"
    • Posts: 437 Member
      Nice shoes... wanna f***?
    • Posts: 3 Member
      That's quick thinking. Good one
    • Posts: 74 Member
      Baby you are so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt!
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