Relationship question

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  • hkevans724
    hkevans724 Posts: 241 Member
    Does she know you've been snipped???

    There is still a possibility.. So a simple paternity test is all it takes.

    No, she does not know. Part of the attraction for her is that she wanted to eventually have kids. I couldn't tell her cause I was afraid she would cut me off, and that stuff is just too good to let go....

    Starting a relationship on a lie is NEVER the way. It will always bite you in the behind. You need to come clean. And have a paternity test Because I don't care what any doctor on the planet says, it God wants you to have a baby you are gonna have one!
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    I hope the baby is yours and you have to pay thousands of dollars in child support and only get 1 day a year visitation. I hope your wife leaves you and take you to the cleaners in the divorce. AND I hope your d!çk falls off. Grow up you sick piece!

    Angry much?! I think this woman might have a couple issues of her own.
  • raingirl32
    raingirl32 Posts: 37 Member
    Sounds like they are in an open-relationship.
    Fairly common, now-adays.

    Yeah, not sure why anyone finds this odd. Has no one heard of an open relationship or polyamoury?
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    DAMN IT MAN, TELL US ABOUT THE MUSTARD!!!
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Ok, first I hope this is real and not some Troll looking to start up some fun.

    You would prefer this to be real over some trolling?
  • 224BILL
    224BILL Posts: 29
    Jerry, Jerry , Jerry 1-800-springer
  • wood2415
    wood2415 Posts: 53 Member
    I say it's time for a 3 some.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    We have done that a time or two.......

    I think it's your wifes baby! She needs to take th PT
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    WoW! I was expecting drama, but never this!!

    Now if any of these things were true, it would've made my day!

    :laugh:

    ^^^ what you said
  • charlieduc
    charlieduc Posts: 108
    You need your dingle dangles chopped off mate !!

    ^^^
    This
  • TiredandReadyForLoss
    TiredandReadyForLoss Posts: 41 Member
    I guess I find it repugnant that people make a mockery of marriage---it's a sacred covenant.
  • steamyhott
    steamyhott Posts: 71 Member
    I know right....lol
    Wow...SMH, just SMH. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

    And I thought my life was a novela.
  • pixlamarque
    pixlamarque Posts: 312 Member
    So, is that turkey on white or wheat? I say if she uses that yummy 9-grain stuff you gotta keep her and claim the kid. Besides, come on, I mean, Bunco night? You don't want to screw that up.
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    I say the right mustard is a good indication of the direction to take. Use the mustard force, *****!
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    I hope the baby is yours and you have to pay thousands of dollars in child support and only get 1 day a year visitation. I hope your wife leaves you and take you to the cleaners in the divorce. AND I hope your d!çk falls off. Grow up you sick piece!

    Angry much?! I think this woman might have a couple issues of her own.

    I think she may have more than a couple.
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    I know this may seem odd and slightly similar. I met a girl in south carolina last month and we ended up doing the ol in and out. She was talking about dating this guy and his wife was getting mad. Whats really odd is i raided the fridge that night and had the best turkey sandwich ive ever had.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    What the F**K did I just read?
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    JERRY !!! JERRY !!!! JERRRRRY !!!!!!!!
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    I hope the baby is yours and you have to pay thousands of dollars in child support and only get 1 day a year visitation. I hope your wife leaves you and take you to the cleaners in the divorce. AND I hope your d!çk falls off. Grow up you sick piece!

    Angry much?! I think this woman might have a couple issues of her own.

    YEAH! ALL ABSENT FATHERS MUST DIE!!!!

    Hmmmm and what do you wish for troll-baby? Does troll-baby get any rights to see his troll-dad?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Friend request sent.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I told you not to air our dirty laundry here.:angry:
    no more sammiches for you.
    or Bacon.
    EVER.


    NNNnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • lauralizzy829
    lauralizzy829 Posts: 215 Member
    I guess I find it repugnant that people make a mockery of marriage---it's a sacred covenant.

    I find it repugnant when people think its their duty to judge other people's marriage. Just my sacred covenant between myself and the other citizens of the world that I let them do what they will in their own relationships.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    All you judgmental people need to talk less and pray more. Be thankful you've never had to make decisions from either side of this.
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    CountryBoy, you've got yourself a situation. But *everyone* seems to be missing the big picture.

    What *type* of mustard does the new girl use on your sammiches? There's a whole continuum of commitment from the yellow mustard, to Gulden's, all the way to the really expensive stone ground gourmet stuff.

    ^ I approve of this question. Pertinent info right here.

    Why is it that Honey Mustard is always neglected? It has more uses than just dipping sauce for nuggets.

    Honey Mustard is my favorite :blushing:

    Maybe it's a Floridian thing.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    CountryBoy, you've got yourself a situation. But *everyone* seems to be missing the big picture.

    What *type* of mustard does the new girl use on your sammiches? There's a whole continuum of commitment from the yellow mustard, to Gulden's, all the way to the really expensive stone ground gourmet stuff.

    Frenchs Dijon with horseradish. The only way to go.
  • ByeByeBigGurl
    ByeByeBigGurl Posts: 35
    LMAOOOO ^^^^
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    It really boils down to what exactly you want out of this. I myself am snipped and know that while depositing ejaculation inside female genitals can be fun, the snipping makes it more fun without worrying. You can always refer to the great Stephen Hawking and his wisdom of the phsyics and cosmos. If you really think about it, coffee beans can add variety into the system of a down while at the same time exhibit the inversely proportional relationship to chocolate content of the candy bar.

    Think about it. Chocolate candy bars can help solve the problem of a pregnancy in question by purely the coffee beans used in your morning cup. One way to find the answer to your question if she is cheating is to rub the sausage patty of a Sausage McMuffin from your local McDonald's over her left and right shoulders. Then, sprinkle some flour on it. If the flour sticks and does not get on her big toe of her left foot, she didn't cheat. But if the flour sticks and it is on her big toe of her left foot, she didn't cheat either. Regardless, you will find your answer, deep within the nutritional value pamphlet at McDonald's.

    Good luck, friend. :flowerforyou:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    damn it... i got suckered into this scheme... I should have read the whole thing.... haha
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I hope the baby is yours and you have to pay thousands of dollars in child support and only get 1 day a year visitation. I hope your wife leaves you and take you to the cleaners in the divorce. AND I hope your d!çk falls off. Grow up you sick piece!

    I love you too sweetheart! :heart:
  • vklebanova
    vklebanova Posts: 152 Member
    Wow this is like a bad episode of Maury. Jeeeeesus dude - get your *kitten* together.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    DAMN IT MAN, TELL US ABOUT THE MUSTARD!!!


    ^^^^^^^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :explode: :laugh:
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