Dear Doritos

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  • rachellosesitall85
    rachellosesitall85 Posts: 497 Member
    Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home.

    We are junk food twins. 2 things I will always have feelings for. Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Original Oreo cookies dipped in ice cold milk. I don't have any other favorites but those. Le sigh.
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home.

    We are junk food twins. 2 things I will always have feelings for. Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Original Oreo cookies dipped in ice cold milk. I don't have any other favorites but those. Le sigh.

    I'm pretty sure it could be causing me physical pain and I'd keep mowing down Oreos. They're like a mental illness.
  • MrsPatchon1837
    MrsPatchon1837 Posts: 22
    lmao.....omg that was so funny!

    Dear Almond Joy.........
  • medennison123
    medennison123 Posts: 191 Member
    haha.

    same man gave up them chips to get alll sexy lookin and healthy lol.
  • mkcmurphy
    mkcmurphy Posts: 438 Member
    Love! Thanks!
  • cerdmann
    cerdmann Posts: 60
    HA! The Doritos I could give up without looking back ... it's the darned chocolate that gets me everytime! Evil, evil temptations!
  • trinawynne75052
    trinawynne75052 Posts: 35
    OMG, I had that same relationship with Doritos
  • ValRAAAAY
    ValRAAAAY Posts: 270 Member
    Doritos.

    My relationship spans YEARS with these triangles of cheesy goodness.

    My mom had them for us at birthday parties....

    I dipped them in French Onion Dip...

    I placed them gingerly on a ham and cheese sandwich....

    I crushed them and sprinkled them on top of Broccoli Casserole....

    I 've gone as far as cheating on the original ones and made out Cool Ranch....oh, come on, all the other kids were doing it, too...

    Sigh.

    Maybe the spark's still there. They say if you love something, you have to let it go....if it comes back, it's meant to be.....
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
    Dear Doritos,


    It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!

    Hahaha! Love this!! I need to start speaking with chocolate. I just can't seem to give her up! :sad:


    Dear Miller Lite,.........
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
    ROFL!!!!!!

    Dear, cookie aisle, chip aisle, soda aisle, etc, etc, etc............:brokenheart:
  • ElleBee615
    ElleBee615 Posts: 177
    ROFL!!!!!!

    Dear, cookie aisle, chip aisle, soda aisle, etc, etc, etc............:brokenheart:

    ^^LMAOOO!!! I feel ya pain tho!!! =\
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
    Dear Doritos,


    It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!


    Dear Miller Lite,.........


    THIS^^^^^^^ ROFL!!!
  • npatel160
    npatel160 Posts: 233 Member
    Haha - this is funny!!
  • Time4tee
    Time4tee Posts: 17 Member
    Love it!!!
  • yelpat
    yelpat Posts: 414 Member
    LOL, funny. I wish I could write a letter like that to my friend chocolate but I just cant' break it off.
  • WendyA1119
    WendyA1119 Posts: 53
    LMAO This was a good one. Sorry I am just reading it now. Hilarious.
  • rbn_held
    rbn_held Posts: 689 Member
    Love it. I needed a good laugh today. Thank You
  • tpotey
    tpotey Posts: 127 Member
    LOL! This is too funny! Love it!
  • southrider
    southrider Posts: 67 Member
    Ahhhh man, that cracked me up!! Thanks for the smile! Shoot I need to write a couple letters myself.
  • turkeyhunter60
    turkeyhunter60 Posts: 319 Member
    Great post! i have had to tell Taco Bueno the same thing.
  • beckylynn528
    beckylynn528 Posts: 10
    Awesome post! :)

    Mine would start out...

    Dear Wine....

    &

    Dear Cake Batter Flavored ANYTHING... ☺☺☺
  • mdj1501
    mdj1501 Posts: 388 Member
    Omg your post is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!

    Exactly! And seriously, I could have written that myself!!
  • andthenwhat
    andthenwhat Posts: 69 Member
    HA HA HA!!!! I made my letter to Doritos long ago and don't even think about the times we had anymore! Miller Lite on the other hadn, we kick it together every single weekend. I don't think we'll ever break up!
  • tbellamy1
    tbellamy1 Posts: 353
    lol!!! I need to write some letters to! :sad:
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
    Dear ice cream,

    I need one of these posts!
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    LMAO!!! Awesome post!! :laugh:

    Those Spicy Sweet Chilli used to get me everytime!
  • br04416
    br04416 Posts: 35 Member
    Hilarious!!
    Ditto!! I miss Doritos so much :(
  • Prilla04
    Prilla04 Posts: 174 Member
    Dear food with any flavor.....
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    Now that was funny!
  • Boomer1946
    Boomer1946 Posts: 124
    If watching the big screen TV in my underwear with a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy.

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