LOOSE 10LBS IN A WEEK

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  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!
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    I snorted down my nose at this and it was not pretty <fetches tissue>
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?
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    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:
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    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:
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    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????
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    YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • deesaf
    deesaf Posts: 46
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    This whole thread has made me laugh so hard a little wee came out (not 10lbs worth tho unfortunately, or I would have a solution to suggest!)
    But I do hope the OP has got the message that this isn't possible in a healthy way?
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    pass the popcorn please :wink:
    Totally!!:bigsmile:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????
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    YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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    Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

    YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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    Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.
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    Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

    YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.
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    Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:
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    Exactly. :wink:
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

    YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.

    Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:
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    Exactly. :wink:
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    <grabs scales, gets in car and heads for airport>
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

    My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
    He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

    Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

    I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

    Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

    YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.

    Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:

    Exactly. :wink:
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    <grabs scales, gets in car and heads for airport>
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    (begins snorting myself) - better strip down and grab that neighbor too.
  • mlewon
    mlewon Posts: 343 Member
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    if you mean lose, chop off a hand.

    A ten pound hand? Are you Hagrid?

    I snickered quite snortily at this.


    As did I :laugh:

    me toooo :bigsmile:
  • Femmekid
    Femmekid Posts: 424 Member
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    spelling error + wrong forum + silly question = fail.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    spelling error + wrong forum + silly question = fail.

    (loose) + (success stories) + (no good answer) = still a good laugh before coffee!
  • Femmekid
    Femmekid Posts: 424 Member
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    spelling error + wrong forum + silly question = fail.

    (loose) + (success stories) + (no good answer) = still a good laugh before coffee!
    In the grand scheme of things this post was created purely to help us all get an ab workout! ;)
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Do you want to look smaller or need to "loose" 10lbs for a reason? Spanx
  • BeautifulKristen
    BeautifulKristen Posts: 281
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    In the woman's world magazine it says that you can lose up-to 10-15 pounds in a week by following there diet.. So it can be done..
  • akiramezu
    akiramezu Posts: 278
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    any one to two week diet that allows you to lose 10-15 pounds is mostly water weight. Any fat weight loss is minimal, so the way you look will not change that much.
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    In the woman's world magazine it says that you can lose up-to 10-15 pounds in a week by following there diet.. So it can be done..

    Oh but you missed an important criteria - 'HEALTHILY'
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    In the woman's world magazine it says that you can lose up-to 10-15 pounds in a week by following there diet.. So it can be done..


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  • Megabodies
    Megabodies Posts: 1
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    Most of my 25 stone plus guys lose a good 12lbs in their first week and go on to lose 100's more.

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