What is your favorite movie line???
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"Goonies never say die!"
Oh my good goodness! Yes!0 -
"I want my 2 dollars"
Better Off Dead0 -
Two from Top Gun:
"I feel the need....the need....for speed!"
".....take me to bed or lose me forever!"0 -
Ok, WOW, My shawshank quote doesn't look original so here are some of my other faves:
Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what?
Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: [smiling] Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: [softly] No... No it isn't. - LOTR
or - Gollum: What's taters, precious?
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Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens, Flint Lockwood? This contact lens represents you, as my eye represents my eye. And I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU! - Cloudy w/ a chance of Meatballs
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Stanley Goodspeed: "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy. I'll take pleasure in guttin' you... BOY." - The Rock0 -
Oh so true..."Pigpen if I want advice on a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to clean the resin out of my bong I'll ask you. But I'm not going to take romantic advice from somebody who can't spell romantic or advice......or bong." Out Cold0 -
Texas Ranger's combacks:
Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-*kitten* on your *kitten*!, Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!, Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! - Taledega Nights
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - The Hol Grail
The almighty quote holder - Office Space:
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays
I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
*** ok, pretty much the whole movie. ;0)0 -
These are from my all time favorite movie, Hot Rod. lol
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.
Rico: I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.
I can keep going, but I won't. Just watch it if you've never seen it. It's freaking hilarious!
Haha, me & my friend quoted a whole scene from Hot Rod on my status a while back
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"You sho is ugly!" - Color Purple
Anything from:
- Shrek (the first one)
“Don’t you hate when you trying to get somebody to leave you alone and they won’t leave, then you got that big awkward silence you know …… cant I stay with you? …. Can I stay with you Please?” – Donkey
- The Fifth Element
"Corban, Corban my man"
"bzzzzd"
- Rush Hour (the first one)
- Ace Ventura Pet Detective0 -
It's so fluffy!! - It's so fluffy, I wanna die! Despicable Me0
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"You is Smart, You is Kind, You is important" The Help
One of my favorites as well!0 -
"I will not say 'do not weep,' for not all tears are an evil." -The Return of the King0
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These are from my all time favorite movie, Hot Rod. lol
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.
Rico: I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.
I can keep going, but I won't. Just watch it if you've never seen it. It's freaking hilarious!
Haha, me & my friend quoted a whole scene from Hot Rod on my status a while back
LOL That is awesome!0 -
"Attention unidentified flying aircraft, you are following one of our F-16 in international airspace..do you wish to engage?"
**The planes fly away**
"I didnt think so"....
(Iron Eagle)0 -
"Toto, I've got a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore." Wizard of Oz
"Show me the money" Jerry Mcguire
"I'll have what she's having" When Harry met Sally (this scene cracked me up!)0 -
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
No...
Why am I the only one who has that dream?
from Real Genius0 -
Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.(Scarlett) GONE WITH THE WIND!!!0
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Mine is a speech from American President:
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My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I AM the President."
I literally cheer every time I see this part. Love that movie.0 -
"No matter what you do, at the end of the day, life is too short."0
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" I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
" What on earth do you think the baby will be doing? " Helen
"Well, I am sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. " Edna
and of course....
"NO CAPES"
Edna Mode, The Incredibles0 -
#1 Desperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.
#2 Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn't had a lasting relationship since Junior High.
#3 Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?
#4 I don't think you're a slut. A skanky little ho maybe, but never a slut. (200 Cigarettes) verry funny movie!!
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I have too many!
Life's a garden, dig it - Joe Dirt (Ton's of funny lines love that movie)
Watch out the yellow one's don't stop - Elf
Pretty much anything from Tommy Boy, A Christmas Story, and Wayne's World
Wow I think I should get out more - or expand my movie base! Lol :laugh:0 -
Any Quote from a Mel Brooks Movie. Clazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Men in "Tight" Tights, wow there are so many. I espacially like Tommy Boy - You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls *kitten*, but Id rather take the butchers word for it. .... Stick your head up a bulls *kitten* ...Wait its got to be your bull.
Airplane - Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine ****inson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
did I hear a 'niner in there???
Fat guy in a little coat....
Richard, who is your favorite little rascal? Alf Alfa or is it SPANKY???0 -
Mary: I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough evergy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf and beer." Gee, Mary, Where are you gonna find a gem like that?
There's Something About Mary0 -
Conan - what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
- Conan the Barbarian.
I ain't got time to bleed - Predator (often muttered when my time of the month arrives at an inconvenient time).
When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES! Ghostbusters0 -
From the Princess Bride:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck: [Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor]0 -
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Bad Zoot!
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.0 -
I also like the Dirty Dancing quote about putting baby in the corner, but also
"In a Universe of ambiguity, something this certain happens only once and never again, no matter how many lifetimes you live" from The Bridges of Madison County
Thinking of that one it may not have made the movie, but it was definately in the book!!0 -
3 wishes I grant you, 3 wishes are small. Wish the 4th and you'll lose them all. - Leprechaun King (Darby O'Gill & the Little People)
Don't Go that way! Never, go that way. Had she gone that way it would have lead her straight to the Castle. -Worm (Labyrinth)0 -
"To die would be an awfully big adventure" - Peter Pan ❤0
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"Failure is not an option!" Apollo 130
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