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What's the last text you received?

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  • jkleon86
    jkleon86 Posts: 245 Member
    About 6 years ago, from a guy I didn't know to a girl I didn't know but was worded in such a way to paint a clear porn pic.
    Texting has been blocked to this day ;)
  • raindance_maggie
    raindance_maggie Posts: 150
    It was one of those e-cards I'm supposed to forward on to my husband that said: "I hope my unrelenting excitement over Magic Mike doesn't make you feel like you've failed to fulfill all of my sexual desires" LOL

    buahahahahaahahah!!!!
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    for some reason when i text while driving my car starts swerving like crazy iam gonna send my dealership a nasty email theres gotta be a recall or something
  • nlwilliamson
    nlwilliamson Posts: 225 Member
    I sent myself my the workout I did at the gym :)
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    "ok lol"
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    "You too (all of the above)..... Have a rest day."
  • FitBunnyEm
    FitBunnyEm Posts: 320
    'ive mowed the lawn, washed the car, walked the dog and hooverd.'....i nearly fell off my vahir when i recieved this off a certain person who does NOTHING usually. LOL
  • DalexD
    DalexD Posts: 236 Member
    "Awesome :D want :( I had one a few days ago :P xx"

    From the boyfriend regarding Subway :B
  • ShellyKay67
    ShellyKay67 Posts: 489 Member
    "well i'm off to bed....nite sexy"
  • brightpebbles89
    brightpebbles89 Posts: 78 Member
    it was a pix txt that said this "to be honest with you, i don't have the words to make you feel better, but i do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about and i have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again"
    from a sweet guy mate because i've been sick ^_^
  • Giraffe33991
    Giraffe33991 Posts: 430 Member
    "Oh good, a ****ing cow...really?"

    From my bf regarding an incident involving one of his trucks on I-75 this morning. LMAO! Steak for everyone!
  • rooster70460
    rooster70460 Posts: 206 Member
    I need some naked pics of you also ..lol.Goodnite
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
    Thanks, mom. love you too
  • jennaworksout
    jennaworksout Posts: 1,739 Member
    FFS
  • Erica27511
    Erica27511 Posts: 490 Member
    Channing was the best and totally worth it
  • sammys1girly
    sammys1girly Posts: 1,045 Member
    Automated text from dataman letting me know I had reached 65% of my data usage for the month...and I've got 13 days to go!:grumble:
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    "Hope so. I'll be anxiously awaiting a call from M&M tomorrow."
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Eric is his name, football player.
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
    "What are we willing to accept in trade for a tattoo and when would be able to do it?"

    o_O
  • edyta70
    edyta70 Posts: 47 Member
    "uhh, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm going to be a dad.. Sorry that I didn't tell you sooner :/ xxxx"


    - from this awesome guy I've been meeting. His ex is pregnant. I died a little inside......
  • rchupka87
    rchupka87 Posts: 542 Member
    "you've got to be kitten me right meow!"
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Drop dead
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    Thank God...it's finally Friday!!
  • Shawty_Ro
    Shawty_Ro Posts: 135
    " Hi, how u gettin on with trying to stop smoking> Have u had any? x "
  • lablovr108
    lablovr108 Posts: 576 Member
    "night sexy" from my ex-boyfriend
  • graceleigh614
    graceleigh614 Posts: 19
    too late now, i'm gone....
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    "Lube cannon armed and ready!"
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
    Happy Birthday
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    "So I am stuck to the living room"
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    "You, too, sweetie." or something like that.

    No midgets or lube cannons. Lame, I know.
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