What's the last text you received?
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Drop dead0
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Thank God...it's finally Friday!!0
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" Hi, how u gettin on with trying to stop smoking> Have u had any? x "0
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"night sexy" from my ex-boyfriend0
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too late now, i'm gone....0
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"Lube cannon armed and ready!"0
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Happy Birthday0
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"So I am stuck to the living room"0
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"You, too, sweetie." or something like that.
No midgets or lube cannons. Lame, I know.0 -
"Tim's?"
Which as any red-blooded Canadian knows is the way to ask if I want a coffee.0 -
"Did you sign up for the 5K yet? The price goes up tomorrow."
My son wants me to run with him. I signed up in time.0 -
what kind of gin do you want me to pick up.0
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'nice one jess x'
boring!! i passed on a message to someone.0 -
You've just received a MFP message!0
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Thanks mum & I will x
In response to me telling my boy to have a nice time in London!0 -
"If I had my debit card in the mail I would buy them."
I told my bff that I am trying t buy our magic mike tix online but my debit card won't work:-(0 -
Tim Horton's is awesome,..and Timbits are Satan's Candy for anyone trying to lose weight. I think it is hilarious that you are a Tim Horton's devotee,..and have Starbucks as your profile pic...LOL. Too Funny....;o)0
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"fine" from my kid when I told them that I wanted him and his sister to finish their laundry today. Only been pushing them for a week to do it :S hahaa0
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"I just woke up. I don't know where I am. Who's couch is this?"
The friend who sent this to me is a pot head. And they say pot isn't bad.
It was in the news yesterday that the zombie thing in Florida a few weeks back where dude chewed another dudes face off only had pot in his system! I know drugs are bad but I never would've thought pot alone would make someone act that insane. That's why you will never see me doing drugs that aren't prescribed by my doctor and even then I usually refuse to take them. I'm so bad0 -
"Your dry cleaning is done, a question from all of us though, how the HELL did you manage to get a suit that muddy?!"
I went to a festival in a suit after losing a bet and my suit got RUINED.0
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