What's the last text you received?

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  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    "Tim's?"

    Which as any red-blooded Canadian knows is the way to ask if I want a coffee.
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
    "Did you sign up for the 5K yet? The price goes up tomorrow."

    My son wants me to run with him. I signed up in time.
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
    what kind of gin do you want me to pick up.
  • JessK78
    JessK78 Posts: 26
    'nice one jess x'

    boring!! i passed on a message to someone.
  • Prudiddy
    Prudiddy Posts: 262 Member
    You've just received a MFP message!
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
    Thanks mum & I will :) x

    In response to me telling my boy to have a nice time in London!
  • estrange22
    estrange22 Posts: 210 Member
    "If I had my debit card in the mail I would buy them."

    I told my bff that I am trying t buy our magic mike tix online but my debit card won't work:-(
  • rangerrastus
    rangerrastus Posts: 5
    Tim Horton's is awesome,..and Timbits are Satan's Candy for anyone trying to lose weight. I think it is hilarious that you are a Tim Horton's devotee,..and have Starbucks as your profile pic...LOL. Too Funny....;o)
  • misticache
    misticache Posts: 364 Member
    "fine" from my kid when I told them that I wanted him and his sister to finish their laundry today. Only been pushing them for a week to do it :S hahaa
  • misticache
    misticache Posts: 364 Member
    "I just woke up. I don't know where I am. Who's couch is this?"

    The friend who sent this to me is a pot head. And they say pot isn't bad.

    It was in the news yesterday that the zombie thing in Florida a few weeks back where dude chewed another dudes face off only had pot in his system! I know drugs are bad but I never would've thought pot alone would make someone act that insane. That's why you will never see me doing drugs that aren't prescribed by my doctor and even then I usually refuse to take them. I'm so bad :)
  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    "Your dry cleaning is done, a question from all of us though, how the HELL did you manage to get a suit that muddy?!"

    I went to a festival in a suit after losing a bet and my suit got RUINED.
  • comet_wow
    comet_wow Posts: 180 Member
    On our way back. It's too wet xx.

    From my dtr who was in the park with friends. They've just appeared all looking like drowned rats. Don't you just love a Scottish summer lol
  • kimi131
    kimi131 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I love you too, beautiful.


    :heart:
  • jordanreddick
    jordanreddick Posts: 197 Member
    On my way
  • kinghavok
    kinghavok Posts: 104
    Are you here?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    That's what I say just do it
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Can he be my boyfriend??? He's so cute
  • Sepa
    Sepa Posts: 243 Member
    Mine was

    "No just Iain and Steve. Pop finger isn't coming till later xxxxxxxxxxx" from th OH about his boys weekend away
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    "I just woke up. I don't know where I am. Who's couch is this?"

    The friend who sent this to me is a pot head. And they say pot isn't bad.

    It was in the news yesterday that the zombie thing in Florida a few weeks back where dude chewed another dudes face off only had pot in his system! I know drugs are bad but I never would've thought pot alone would make someone act that insane. That's why you will never see me doing drugs that aren't prescribed by my doctor and even then I usually refuse to take them. I'm so bad :)

    It doesn't that's a crock of *kitten*.
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    "i just got pulled over by the cops."

    This is funny because my hubby is the cop, and this is one of my good friends.
  • Genem30
    Genem30 Posts: 431 Member
    "Firefly reunion at CC!!!!!"
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Received this gem this morning

    "I eat and poo at the same time....Time saver. Blumpchkin."
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    " I have to go repo a car with your dad in a bit"
  • stephenglover
    stephenglover Posts: 87 Member
    We going fishing in the morning?

    From the wife, I love it when she talks sexy, haha!
  • Triquetra
    Triquetra Posts: 270 Member
    "only if you swim naked"

    From a guy friend when I asked if I could use his pool today.....he's married!!!
  • CandeesLand
    CandeesLand Posts: 200
    "Amen to that, they just suck."
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    "I'm stoked for the photobooth"

    My friend came in 2nd in a radio contest called shedding for the wedding and they won a photobooth for their wedding.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    "did you get my last text?" LOL!
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    Love these. I'll edit my post shortly with my last message.

    ETA:

    "Hahaha Yeah, strange right? !"

    From my daughter in Vegas referring to some guy on the strip who called her 'Miss Universe Curly Hair'.
  • alovesopure
    alovesopure Posts: 610
    "Anymore drunk people tonight?"

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