What's the last text you received?
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"Your dry cleaning is done, a question from all of us though, how the HELL did you manage to get a suit that muddy?!"
I went to a festival in a suit after losing a bet and my suit got RUINED.0 -
On our way back. It's too wet xx.
From my dtr who was in the park with friends. They've just appeared all looking like drowned rats. Don't you just love a Scottish summer lol0 -
I love you too, beautiful.
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On my way0
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Are you here?0
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That's what I say just do it0
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Can he be my boyfriend??? He's so cute0
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Mine was
"No just Iain and Steve. Pop finger isn't coming till later xxxxxxxxxxx" from th OH about his boys weekend away0 -
"I just woke up. I don't know where I am. Who's couch is this?"
The friend who sent this to me is a pot head. And they say pot isn't bad.
It was in the news yesterday that the zombie thing in Florida a few weeks back where dude chewed another dudes face off only had pot in his system! I know drugs are bad but I never would've thought pot alone would make someone act that insane. That's why you will never see me doing drugs that aren't prescribed by my doctor and even then I usually refuse to take them. I'm so bad
It doesn't that's a crock of *kitten*.0 -
"i just got pulled over by the cops."
This is funny because my hubby is the cop, and this is one of my good friends.0 -
"Firefly reunion at CC!!!!!"0
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Received this gem this morning
"I eat and poo at the same time....Time saver. Blumpchkin."0 -
" I have to go repo a car with your dad in a bit"0
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We going fishing in the morning?
From the wife, I love it when she talks sexy, haha!0 -
"only if you swim naked"
From a guy friend when I asked if I could use his pool today.....he's married!!!0 -
"Amen to that, they just suck."0
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"I'm stoked for the photobooth"
My friend came in 2nd in a radio contest called shedding for the wedding and they won a photobooth for their wedding.0 -
"did you get my last text?" LOL!0
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Love these. I'll edit my post shortly with my last message.
ETA:
"Hahaha Yeah, strange right? !"
From my daughter in Vegas referring to some guy on the strip who called her 'Miss Universe Curly Hair'.0 -
"Anymore drunk people tonight?"0
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