I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • justlynzo
    justlynzo Posts: 26 Member
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    I've lost an average housecat already, and hope to lose the amount of cheese the average American eats in a year. It seems only right, seeing as I'm pretty sure I gained all this weight eating an above average amount of cheese...
  • Lozze
    Lozze Posts: 1,917 Member
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    I've lost a gold bar. I want that ***** back!

    Want to end up having lost the entire Oxford Dictionary.
  • AliceKlaar
    AliceKlaar Posts: 275 Member
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    Haha - love it! Thanks for sharing :o) I want to lose an elephant's heart in total and I've already lost a sperm whale's brain.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Apparently my goal is to lose a tire. I guess that adds new meaning the phrase "spare tire," huh. So far, I've lost a couple guinea pigs, though. :)
  • lau444
    lau444 Posts: 120 Member
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    So far, I've lost my 2 y.o. godson, :noway:

    And my ultimate goal is to lose an average adult male :-/
  • LaurasClimb
    LaurasClimb Posts: 211 Member
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    Oh my goodness...I've lost an elephant penis!
  • phunkdaphied
    phunkdaphied Posts: 9 Member
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    LOL ! :laugh:
  • jordanreddick
    jordanreddick Posts: 197 Member
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    I have currently lost halfway between the world's largest ball of tape and a newborn calf and am aiming to lose a 2 month old horse and keep going!
  • ChshireKat
    ChshireKat Posts: 117
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    I am 1 guinea pig short of loosing a cinder block, my goal is an elephant penis.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
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    I've lost a small bale of hay and three guinea pigs. I want to lose another small bale of hay too for a total of a small horse. :D
  • AmbyrJayde
    AmbyrJayde Posts: 257 Member
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    I've lost the average amt of cheese,
    I still have to lose the complete oxford dictionary.
    In total I will lose just about an average man. Wow. o.O
  • spiregrain
    spiregrain Posts: 254 Member
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    A 5000 btu air conditioner. So far I've lost a bald eagle. Just in time for the 4th of July!
  • airangel59
    airangel59 Posts: 1,887 Member
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    Almost a tire here but aiming for a month's worth of trash.
  • MandiS80
    MandiS80 Posts: 127 Member
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    Need to lose somewhere between a gold brick and an irish setter.
    Lost 10 dozen large eggs already.

    This is kinda funny

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