Things you shouldn't say...

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edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Has anyone played this game before?

One person gives the scenario things you shouldn't say on a/in a etc and the person below answers.

E.g. person 1 "Things you shouldn't say when you are on a roller coaster ride"
Person 2"I wonder where that screw came from" Bad example I know, but you can be as creative as you want!

Ok so....

Things you shouldn't say at an interview?

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    Has anyone played this game before?

    One person gives the scenario things you shouldn't say on a/in a etc and the person below answers.

    E.g. person 1 "Things you shouldn't say when you are on a roller coaster ride"
    Person 2"I wonder where that screw came from" Bad example I know, but you can be as creative as you want!

    Ok so....

    Things you shouldn't say at an interview?

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