I Just Don't Know What To Do....

lukeout007
lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
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I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

Maybe I should make a thread about it.
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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.
  • PonyTailedLoser
    PonyTailedLoser Posts: 315 Member
    How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Prozac. lol
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.

    Oh man...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Pretty sure that will solve everything.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    Prozac. lol

    She's on to something there!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!

    I tend to stop for a few seconds until the feeling goes away and then I can keep going for hours as long as I think about baseball or whoopie goldberg naked.

    Wait...what are we talking about here?
  • shaynak112
    shaynak112 Posts: 751 Member
    maybe you should get off of MFP then
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!

    Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

    That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

    The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

    I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

    Maybe I should make a thread about it.

    I'm sure one of Dr. Oz's cleanses will clear that right up! Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Enema ....just let it flow:flowerforyou:
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Do you think the problem is that I'm netting -300 calories per day? I mean I'm not losing any muscle because I do push-ups.
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    Friend request sent.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    Friend request sent.
    my kind of lady!
  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    2nd this!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • logicandlove
    logicandlove Posts: 191 Member
    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
  • Cinnamon0603
    Cinnamon0603 Posts: 149 Member
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    I agree 100%!!!
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    OMG all of you ... please friend me. :love:
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
    Kevin Trudeau has a book just for you...
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    I think you need some bacon in your system.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    WIN!
  • shoesalwaysfit
    shoesalwaysfit Posts: 48 Member
    Try the "poke yourself in the eyes" diet - then you won't be able to read OR see what you are eating ;p
  • gildedliberty
    gildedliberty Posts: 4 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!

    Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.

    No, no. You've got it all wrong. You need to use this weird old tip to make the cookies negative calories. CLICK HERE!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Prozac. lol


    How many calories are in Prozac? Anyone? Bueller?
  • myrahonbarrier
    myrahonbarrier Posts: 191 Member
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    Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!
    [/quote]

    oh lordy yes, that cures EVERYTHING!!!! just ask the people selling it
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

    That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

    The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

    I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

    Maybe I should make a thread about it.

    You're starving yourself! Eat back all of your exercise calories! Eat more 2 loose* weight!

    *misspelling intended

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