I Just Don't Know What To Do....

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  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
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    OMG all of you ... please friend me. :love:
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
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    Kevin Trudeau has a book just for you...
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522
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    I think you need some bacon in your system.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    WIN!
  • shoesalwaysfit
    shoesalwaysfit Posts: 48 Member
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    Try the "poke yourself in the eyes" diet - then you won't be able to read OR see what you are eating ;p
  • gildedliberty
    gildedliberty Posts: 4 Member
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    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!

    Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.

    No, no. You've got it all wrong. You need to use this weird old tip to make the cookies negative calories. CLICK HERE!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Prozac. lol


    How many calories are in Prozac? Anyone? Bueller?
  • myrahonbarrier
    myrahonbarrier Posts: 191 Member
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    [/quote]
    Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!
    [/quote]

    oh lordy yes, that cures EVERYTHING!!!! just ask the people selling it
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

    That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

    The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

    I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

    Maybe I should make a thread about it.

    You're starving yourself! Eat back all of your exercise calories! Eat more 2 loose* weight!

    *misspelling intended
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Eat more 2 loose* weight!

    *misspelling intended

    Oh you win so much.
  • cyndispot
    cyndispot Posts: 135
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    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.

    Oh man...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Pretty sure that will solve everything.

    It will at least maybe move out some of the sh$%! :ohwell:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
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    And make sure you get your 8 glasses of pure water. No coffee or tea, these are non-water substances with no value whatsoever. And if you put any artificial sweetener in them, then you'll gain 3 lbs in an hour of pure fat.
  • nwilson91
    nwilson91 Posts: 70
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    Ah, alcohol: "The source of and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson.

    Really though, I also have a strong aversion to BS.

    I try to just be on here for the tracking ("Calories in < Calories out = weight loss"), but then I see a thread like this...
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Cyndispot...I can't decide if your name is supposed to be Cyndi Spot or Cyndis Pot.

    Please tell me its the second one?
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...

    No no no...no hookers for me.

    I don't pay 'em to f***...I pay 'em to leave.
  • nwilson91
    nwilson91 Posts: 70
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    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...

    Now there's a message I can get behind!

    Wait - maybe I didn't phrase that well...
  • Kellybeth16
    Kellybeth16 Posts: 57
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    The only answer I can come up with is..... SEX SEX SEX


    Oh wait, was there even a question in there?
  • Uplink51
    Uplink51 Posts: 7 Member
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    It's an election year... The only sure cure for BS is a good set of noise canceling headphones, welding grade dark glasses, and going cold turkey on the internet. However, the Hookers & Blow might be an acceptable substitute!

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