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I Just Don't Know What To Do....

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  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Eat more 2 loose* weight!

    *misspelling intended

    Oh you win so much.
  • cyndispot
    cyndispot Posts: 135
    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.

    Oh man...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Pretty sure that will solve everything.

    It will at least maybe move out some of the sh$%! :ohwell:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    And make sure you get your 8 glasses of pure water. No coffee or tea, these are non-water substances with no value whatsoever. And if you put any artificial sweetener in them, then you'll gain 3 lbs in an hour of pure fat.
  • nwilson91
    nwilson91 Posts: 70
    Ah, alcohol: "The source of and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson.

    Really though, I also have a strong aversion to BS.

    I try to just be on here for the tracking ("Calories in < Calories out = weight loss"), but then I see a thread like this...
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Cyndispot...I can't decide if your name is supposed to be Cyndi Spot or Cyndis Pot.

    Please tell me its the second one?
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...

    No no no...no hookers for me.

    I don't pay 'em to f***...I pay 'em to leave.
  • nwilson91
    nwilson91 Posts: 70
    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...

    Now there's a message I can get behind!

    Wait - maybe I didn't phrase that well...
  • Kellybeth16
    Kellybeth16 Posts: 57 Member
    The only answer I can come up with is..... SEX SEX SEX


    Oh wait, was there even a question in there?
  • Uplink51
    Uplink51 Posts: 7 Member
    It's an election year... The only sure cure for BS is a good set of noise canceling headphones, welding grade dark glasses, and going cold turkey on the internet. However, the Hookers & Blow might be an acceptable substitute!
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    What about raspberry keytones? lets not forget those...whatever the f they are....
  • tammyj83
    tammyj83 Posts: 159 Member
    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.

    or 3
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...

    Found my soulmate
  • Babygirl928
    Babygirl928 Posts: 378 Member
    :drinker: I say you take the magical berry, WITH the prozac and wash it down with some liquor...WIN WIN
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    What about raspberry keytones? lets not forget those...whatever the f they are....

    Oh yeah....aren't there keytones in pee? Can I just ingest my pee?
  • ccarre81
    ccarre81 Posts: 134 Member
    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    Adding it to your breakfast, lunch and dinner shakes will boost your metabolism. The whole chewing thing we do is way overated.

    *facepalm
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    What about raspberry keytones? lets not forget those...whatever the f they are....

    Oh yeah....aren't there keytones in pee? Can I just ingest my pee?

    Only if pregnant.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    What about raspberry keytones? lets not forget those...whatever the f they are....

    Oh yeah....aren't there keytones in pee? Can I just ingest my pee?

    Only if pregnant.

    Oh my wifes pregnant. So I can ingest her pee?
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    LOL then you are in the wrong place pal...
  • Crystal0827
    Crystal0827 Posts: 244 Member
    Try the "poke yourself in the eyes" diet - then you won't be able to read OR see what you are eating ;p


    I seriously just busted out into laughter HAHAHAHAHA
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I think there is a cleanse for this. :flowerforyou:
  • erinkwr
    erinkwr Posts: 7 Member
    Well, there are always desensitization injections...:tongue:
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    raspberry ketones
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    I think you need some bacon in your system.


    YES! Bacon really does solve everything.....bacon and beer
    No bullsh*t
    :drinker:
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Well, there are always desensitization injections...:tongue:

    Yeah but I'm not into heroine.
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    NICE BURN!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I think you need some bacon in your system.


    YES! Bacon really does solve everything.....bacon and beer
    No bullsh*t
    :drinker:

    Bacon and Beer, the ultimate combo! :love:
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Well, there are always desensitization injections...:tongue:

    Yeah but I'm not into heroine.
    oh come on you gotta try everything once right?! :bigsmile:
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Hookers and Blow...thats what you do...

    No no no...no hookers for me.

    I don't pay 'em to f***...I pay 'em to leave.

    a'la Charlie Sheen......awesome! :wink:
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    There's a pill for that, it may give you the squirts though.
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