I Just Don't Know What To Do....

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  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?

    As long as you did it with pills.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?

    NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?

    NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.

    Lmao

    Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
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    I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?

    NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.

    Lmao

    Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.

    Rats.....I guess I need to go wring out my workout clothes and drink that? Sheesh, I've been doing it wrong wrong wrong!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?

    NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.

    Lmao

    Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.

    Rats.....I guess I need to go wring out my workout clothes and drink that? Sheesh, I've been doing it wrong wrong wrong!

    Yep. If you do it right you'll lose at least 8 lbs per week...I know its not very much but its about healthy weight loss after all.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    I like you. :flowerforyou:
  • cathiaflock
    cathiaflock Posts: 112 Member
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    Damn I didn't know it was that hard to lose 8lbs in a week ;-)
  • kittenluvvrr
    kittenluvvrr Posts: 5 Member
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    holy crap this thread is hilarious. all of you add me as friends right now
  • Josette89
    Josette89 Posts: 244
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
    Hahaha.... :) Confidence is key!
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
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    I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.
  • gone2facebookprint
    gone2facebookprint Posts: 154 Member
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
    Hahaha.... :) Confidence is key!

    Maybe I been taking the wrong berry
  • gone2facebookprint
    gone2facebookprint Posts: 154 Member
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    I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.

    lol almost
  • Windchild
    Windchild Posts: 129 Member
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    :laugh: I :heart: all of you!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
    Hahaha.... :) Confidence is key!

    Maybe I been taking the wrong berry

    Print you're beautiful. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.


    Except magazines and movies. They're all right.
  • gone2facebookprint
    gone2facebookprint Posts: 154 Member
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    I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?

    NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.

    Lmao

    Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.

    Rats.....I guess I need to go wring out my workout clothes and drink that? Sheesh, I've been doing it wrong wrong wrong!

    Yep. If you do it right you'll lose at least 8 lbs per week...I know its not very much but its about healthy weight loss after all.

    I thought it was 10lbs per week to be healthy...
  • gone2facebookprint
    gone2facebookprint Posts: 154 Member
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
    Hahaha.... :) Confidence is key!

    Maybe I been taking the wrong berry

    Print you're beautiful. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.


    Except magazines and movies. They're all right.

    Thanks brother but they said something about a 6 pack.. and when I was done with that 6 pack... I did the checking of the gut like it said and mine did not match the picture... so I got another 6 pack to make sure I did it right the first time...

    goes back looking for the berry...
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?

    As if I don't already?
    Hahaha.... :) Confidence is key!

    Maybe I been taking the wrong berry

    Print you're beautiful. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.


    Except magazines and movies. They're all right.

    Thanks brother but they said something about a 6 pack.. and when I was done with that 6 pack... I did the checking of the gut like it said and mine did not match the picture... so I got another 6 pack to make sure I did it right the first time...

    goes back looking for the berry...

    The 6 packs will get you there...but booze will get you there quicker. Especially if its mixed with soda and/or topped with whipped cream.
  • Cjoseph03
    Cjoseph03 Posts: 107 Member
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    "Lukeout007 burned 433 calories doing 193 minutes of Diarrhea -- Explosive"

    That's hilarious! Love it!
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
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    I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.

    lol almost

    The people who miss the point and say 'Well don't come to MFP then >:(' can stay where they are. Everyone else is welcome on my yacht* for beer and limbo.

    *yacht may be fictitious.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.

    lol almost

    The people who miss the point and say 'Well don't come to MFP then >:(' can stay where they are. Everyone else is welcome on my yacht* for beer and limbo.

    *yacht may be fictitious.

    I'm fine with the yacht being fictitious as long as the beer and limbo are real.