Random Thought For the Day

A real ice cream truck would have melted by now

Random fact: If you lick somebody's elbow while they aren't paying attention, they wont feel it. This means someone actually did that. Probably a few times too, ya know, to test the theory.

It make take many nails to make a baby crib. But it just takes one screw to fill it.

Lazy people fact #38564927583729

You were too lazy to read that number.

Did you know it's impossible to wear socks if they don't have holes in them.