The Ten Commandments

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Be Excellent to each other.

    and Party on dudes!

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  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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    1. Thou shalt not eat fewer than 1200 calories per day, or art thou find himself in starvation mode.
    2. Thou shalt not sit on their butts all day. Thou shalt burn the crap outta those calories.
    3. Thou shalt not covet another MFP member’s significant other’s wife or husband, or girlfriend, or boyfriend, or dog, or cat.
    4. Thou shalt worship no other god but Journey.
    5. Thou shalt not be a *kitten*.
    6. Thou shalt not whine, unless it’s with their cheese.
    7. Thou shalt not take any MFP member’s (or moderator's) name in vain.
    8. Thou shalt remember the rest day, and keep it wholly.
    9. Thou shalt not give up the foods she enjoys.
    10. Thou shalt not kill threads.

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