Is this true about butts?
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Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
hater.
I'll have you know I love my huge butt.
It's great for squatting. Deadlifting. Box jumps. jump rope. leg press. grabbing- glute squeezes- vibrations- shimmy's- pelvic locks- interior circles- dress wearing- pant wearing- undie wearing.
My butt is GREAT.
Great for power lifting.
Great for dressing nicely.
Great for belly dancing.
Great for sex.... and other.
And I'm sorry yours isn't. B/c you're missing out.
Right! Plus if you do kettlebells all of the power comes from your glutes and legs! Beploveshomer, you sound highly judgmental right now (and just a little immature). I love my big butt! It comes from genes and hard work.
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This is true. I don't know how my wife puts up with it, but she's a saint.LoneWolfRunner wrote: »You're in for a rude awakening in the real world if you think MFP is a tough place to hang out. I mean yes- it's rambunctious- but really it's quiet tame.
I don't know if I agree with this. Sure the "real" world can be ugly, but MFP is a haven for little weasley buttheads to be mean and snarky hiding behind their keyboards. I suspect that 90% of the "clever" posters here would never open their mouths in the real world for fear of getting smacked up.
This is the number one complaint people have about forums- keyboard warriors. And while I agree- it exists- some people genuinely are *kitten*.
like me. and DB. were grade A douchey people in real life- and on the keyboard. Well- to be fair- this place is censored more than a church- so - I suspect we're both significantly worse in real life.
as are most people on my friends list.
I'm the kind of guy that will loudly offer to buy a man's daughter if their actions in a public place irk me. It's good that I live on the red end of a nice state, so with all the anti-science, anti-diversity, anti-women points of view here, I have a lot of targets.
Eastern Washington, a target rich environment. - That's marketing gold right there ya'll.
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tigersword wrote: »LoneWolfRunner wrote: »You're in for a rude awakening in the real world if you think MFP is a tough place to hang out. I mean yes- it's rambunctious- but really it's quiet tame.
I don't know if I agree with this. Sure the "real" world can be ugly, but MFP is a haven for little weasley buttheads to be mean and snarky hiding behind their keyboards. I suspect that 90% of the "clever" posters here would never open their mouths in the real world for fear of getting smacked up.
This site is incredibly tame. I dint really see anyone on here acting in a way I don't see people acting in the real world every day.
You want to see mean and snarky? Check out Facebook or YouTube comments.
Or a gaming forum.0 -
tigersword wrote: »JeffseekingV wrote: »This thread could have been magic
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I like how the rule that was quoted and bolded specifically states "close up" pics, yet all of the pics I posted were specifically full body shots (and not a violation of the rules) but were removed anyway. As an owner and moderator on several forums, when you post rules, you have to follow those rules as they are written. Personal preference has no place in moderating.
The inconsistency is just kinda the norm with MFP though, from the app working/not working... to really strange moderation. It's a fecal theater.0 -
Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
Current? lol. How old are you?0 -
Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
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People who would edit out folks in workout gear, but not in burqas.BusyRaeNOTBusty wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »BusyRaeNOTBusty wrote: »I have not read all 5 pages. Has anyone suggested the "Strong Curves" program?
Also, for non-gaping waist band jeans I always recommend Levi's 515 (and it just so happens that I got a new pair and am showing them off in my avatar. I have an 11" difference between hips/waist and butt.
Your avatar is an inappropriate clothed butt close-up. Beware.
I'll have to check those jeans out. Thanks. They look great on you.
Jeans are inappropriate? Who'd of thunk?
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blktngldhrt wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »BusyRaeNOTBusty wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »BusyRaeNOTBusty wrote: »I have not read all 5 pages. Has anyone suggested the "Strong Curves" program?
Also, for non-gaping waist band jeans I always recommend Levi's 515 (and it just so happens that I got a new pair and am showing them off in my avatar. I have an 11" difference between hips/waist and butt.
Your avatar is an inappropriate clothed butt close-up. Beware.
I'll have to check those jeans out. Thanks. They look great on you.
Jeans are inappropriate? Who'd of thunk?
Not me! Any close up of boobs, crotch, or butt in any state of dress..apparently. I'm still not sure what constites a close up.
I think they're less strict about profile pics unless someone complains. And I've seen some pretty raunchy ones.
I'm sure they are. I was trying to make a joke. I'm socially awkward so my humor gets lost a lot..online and IRL
I was with you still.
<insert giggity joke here>
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Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
Current? lol. How old are you?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.. Baby got to be younger than 22, I would say. Or just recently started paying attention to music videos and pop artists.0 -
Yeah, off the top of my head, ol Kennedy and DiMaggio both liked healthy rears, as did all of the bombing crews in ww2...blktngldhrt wrote: »Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
Current? lol. How old are you?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.. Baby got to be younger than 22, I would say. Or just recently started paying attention to music videos and pop artists.
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Yeah, off the top of my head, ol Kennedy and DiMaggio both liked healthy rears, as did all of the bombing crews in ww2...blktngldhrt wrote: »Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
Current? lol. How old are you?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.. Baby got to be younger than 22, I would say. Or just recently started paying attention to music videos and pop artists.
I was going for the more recent but still allowed to be on MFP side of things but you are correct, sir.0 -
I mean- let's go back to Greece and the statues there- none of them have pancake butts- they might not be perky- but they aren't small that's for sure.0
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that whole golden rule and all
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except those athenians... we all know what they were about. lol0
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giggity.
I can't tell if we derailed- or just pretty much railroaded this thread.0 -
Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
Soooo... What you're saying is that they are yuck and gross? I couldn't tell from the many times you said the words "yuck", "gross", or "sick"... It's one thing to have a preference on the size of someone's booty, but a larger one is gross because it's larger than average? No. Booties are somewhat genetic too, ya know. To say it's "gross" because it's bigger than normal is not only rather judgmental, but sounds bitter too.0 -
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jasonmh630 wrote: »Beploveshomer wrote: »I do not understand the current obsession with huge butts. Yuck.
I am so sick of it. Almost every single music video, pop star performance, etc. is huge, greasy, gyrating butts.
It's gross. I don't even understand it. And then you have female popstars always slapping, kissing, or rubbing on their back up dancers huge, fat, rears. Like it the hottest, most awesome thing! "oooo look at me spank her HUGE butt!!" No, you're sick.
I mean really, what is the draw here?? It's a butt. Butts are gross like this. Kim Kardashians picture? Sick, indecent. Not normal, not natural. These huge butts just look deformed. I wish people would remember what butts really are used for. Sitting on, and crapping out of! Nothing sexy there.
YUCK.
Soooo... What you're saying is that they are yuck and gross? I couldn't tell from the many times you said the words "yuck", "gross", or "sick"... It's one thing to have a preference on the size of someone's booty, but a larger one is gross because it's larger than average? No. Booties are somewhat genetic too, ya know. To say it's "gross" because it's bigger than normal is not only rather judgmental, but sounds bitter too.
We all know she is just jealous for not having one. Talk to your genes about the hate not us.
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BusyRaeNOTBusty wrote: »I have not read all 5 pages. Has anyone suggested the "Strong Curves" program?
Also, for non-gaping waist band jeans I always recommend Levi's 515 (and it just so happens that I got a new pair and am showing them off in my avatar. I have an 11" difference between hips/waist and butt.)
I have a 12 - 13" difference (depending on the day) - Citizens of Humanity and True Religion are pretty good too.0 -
except I'm not paying 80$ for a pair of True Religion.
nope nope nope- I get angry for paying 25$ for a pair from Target!0 -
There is only ONE true thing about butts...they cannot lie!
Oops, I'm sure this joke has already been used. FAIL
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Lori_Hill83 wrote: »There is only ONE true thing about butts...they cannot lie!
Oops, I'm sure this joke has already been used. FAIL
Actually, it hasn't... Because it's the OTHER BROTHERS who cannot lie, not the butt itself. :P0 -
OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!
CAN'T DENY!
One does not simply misquote Sir Mixalot!
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