Banned phrases for 2015

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  • FitOldMomma
    FitOldMomma Posts: 790 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    Mindful/mindfulness.

    Lol, that's something I'll always keep. It's my mantra that keeps me in check.

  • sammama5
    sammama5 Posts: 92 Member
    "I binged last night! Now what?!"
    "Everybody is trying to sabotage me!"
    "thigh gap"
    "crack gap"
    "I need more friends to keep me accountable because I can't do this myself"
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    "sugar is addictive as heroin"
  • IsaackGMOON
    IsaackGMOON Posts: 3,358 Member
    edited December 2014
    "I'm trying to loose weight"
  • lsgibbs83
    lsgibbs83 Posts: 254 Member
    williams969 wrote: »
    "I can't afford to eat healthy/health food is SO expensive". This gets me every time. Rubbish--just eat LESS than you used to; that always costs less money.

    Agreed!
  • nzMattO
    nzMattO Posts: 88 Member
    Lets go to McDonalds.
  • sunburntgalaxy
    sunburntgalaxy Posts: 455 Member
    Well, the OP suggested "Dr. Oz said..." and while I mostly agree I would like to suggest an exception for when that phrase is followed by "the dumbest thing about..." - because I really like to read when people are making fun of something ridiculous that Dr. Oz said. Because he is ridiculous.
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    any good diets out there?
  • nzMattO
    nzMattO Posts: 88 Member
    Cherimoose wrote: »
    "detox"

    "jump-start metabolism"

    "white food"

    "eat clean"

    "tone"

    "recomp"

    "Dr. Oz said.."


    What else..? B)

    I'm going on a detox to jump-start my metabolism through eating clean white food. This will help me recomp my life and tone up because Do.Oz said.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    If I eat 10 calories over my daily calories, will I gain a pound?" saw that the other day, LOL
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    nzMattO wrote: »
    Cherimoose wrote: »
    "detox"

    "jump-start metabolism"

    "white food"

    "eat clean"

    "tone"

    "recomp"

    "Dr. Oz said.."


    What else..? B)

    I'm going on a detox to jump-start my metabolism through eating clean white food. This will help me recomp my life and tone up because Do.Oz said.

    I feel like that was a really well written mad lib haha.
  • Samina1215
    Samina1215 Posts: 35 Member
    threefancy35 wrote: »
    "journey" and "lifestyle change". So cliche.
    THIS^^^ Omg, I am so sick of this one
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    i've hit a plateau



  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    edited December 2014
    SABOTAGE: Can we all just agree to say "I don't have self-control so I'm going to blame someone else." ?
  • TopazCutie
    TopazCutie Posts: 386 Member
    cincysweetheart wrote: »
    SABOTAGE: Can we all just agree to say "I don't have self-control so I'm going to blame someone else." ?

    hahahaha
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    nzMattO wrote: »
    Lets go to McDonalds.

    why not?
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Once upon a time I saw a play about scientists researching menstruation (not the weirdest play I've seen, or even close) and the program had a bunch of euphemisms used in various times and places. My favorites were "the English have arrived" and "there are Communists in the funhouse." (TOM requires less explanation, though.)

    LOL!
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    LiminalAscendance wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    TopazCutie wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    TopazCutie wrote: »
    Smoothies, apparently!

    ^ this user...

    ^ This guys profile pic

    awwww so says the faceless profile picture person ...

    You're "faceless," also.

    Yes, and so am I. I'm not too concerned about losing any credibility on these boards, merely due to the fact that I decide not to show my abs.

    Well said.
  • WalkingAlong
    WalkingAlong Posts: 4,926 Member
    Iwishyouwell wrote: »
    Can we please, please do "banned posters" next?

    Pretty please?
    :D

    And 'communists in the funhouse'-- too funny.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    nzMattO wrote: »
    Lets go to McDonalds.

    I went last night. The double quarter pounder with cheese fit nicely into my daily macros.

    The free large fry they gave me for being so slow, however...put me 300 or so calories over my limit. Will I gain five pounds???
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    yourradimradletshug wrote: »
    Paleo
    Crossfit
    And my brother and his friends says this and I have no effing clue what it means but they keep saying brotien. Quite annoying -_-

    I've never heard of brotein...but I like it! I will now define it as taking a buddy to chipotle. Or perhaps it could describe post-workout steaks shared with a friend, as well.
  • leggup
    leggup Posts: 2,942 Member
    edited December 2014
    • vegetarian for weight loss Stop.
    • addicted to ___________ Unless __________ is an addictive drug, stop.
  • higgins8283801
    higgins8283801 Posts: 844 Member
    the only thing I can't stand is when someone,not necessarily on here, but in general, asks how you lost the weight when they realize you look a lot different. I want to sarcastically say I punched it in the face and it ran away.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    higgins8283801 wrote: »
    the only thing I can't stand is when someone,not necessarily on here, but in general, asks how you lost the weight when they realize you look a lot different. I want to sarcastically say I punched it in the face and it ran away.

    Lol, I vote yes for punching fat in the face!
  • maria0elisa
    maria0elisa Posts: 199 Member
    "cheat day"

    I love being mindful though, not banning that one!
  • AbbieBeckett
    AbbieBeckett Posts: 70 Member
    "___ is the devil" is a really good one.
    I do disagree with a lot of these though, ESPECIALLY the one about people being "back on MFP". Just because someone doesn't do it first time around doesn't mean they don't deserve to be back here again having another try!
  • auntchellebelle
    auntchellebelle Posts: 127 Member
    "am I eating enough?"
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    Real women have.... (this needs to go.) We're all real women.
  • Patttience
    Patttience Posts: 975 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    Mindful/mindfulness.

    Well that's only becuase you know nothing about it. Mindfulness is not going away, i can assure you of that.

  • Patttience
    Patttience Posts: 975 Member
    Mycophilia wrote: »
    "Diet"

    It's a lifestyle change people! Not a temporary endeavor.


    Sigh!, a diet can be a lifestyle, it doesn't have to be temporary. Look up diet in the dictionary!

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