Some Rules for Gym Noobs.

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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    errollm wrote: »
    Everytime I read one of these, it makes me so glad I invested in a home gym

    Every time there is one of these threads, someone always has to make the "I'm glad I have a home gym" comment. Never fails.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I see the but hurt has already started to flow through this thread….
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    for real?????
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….
  • EvelynR1967
    EvelynR1967 Posts: 78 Member
    A great & needed post! Thank you all
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    Unless it's my coach yelling at me to tighten my back, inner b*tch would come out. And it wouldn't be pretty.

    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    Unless it's my coach yelling at me to tighten my back, inner b*tch would come out. And it wouldn't be pretty.

    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time

    oh they got the death stare when I was done…

    385??? damnnnnn that is impressive…!
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    Unless it's my coach yelling at me to tighten my back, inner b*tch would come out. And it wouldn't be pretty.

    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time

    oh they got the death stare when I was done…

    385??? damnnnnn that is impressive…!

    368.5 is current platform best, was inches away on 385 and just couldn't push through to lockout
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    Unless it's my coach yelling at me to tighten my back, inner b*tch would come out. And it wouldn't be pretty.

    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time

    oh they got the death stare when I was done…

    385??? damnnnnn that is impressive…!

    368.5 is current platform best, was inches away on 385 and just couldn't push through to lockout

    I have not gone for a PR in a while…my best to date is 385#…..
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Those numbers are impressive!! I am happy about my 2 big plates PR :P
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    Unless it's my coach yelling at me to tighten my back, inner b*tch would come out. And it wouldn't be pretty.

    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time

    oh they got the death stare when I was done…

    385??? damnnnnn that is impressive…!

    368.5 is current platform best, was inches away on 385 and just couldn't push through to lockout

    I have not gone for a PR in a while…my best to date is 385#…..

    NIce. I haven't gone with a belted PR for sometime. I had a bad work day and decided to pull 365lbs no belt. Might not have been the smartest thing to do
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    Unless it's my coach yelling at me to tighten my back, inner b*tch would come out. And it wouldn't be pretty.

    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time

    oh they got the death stare when I was done…

    385??? damnnnnn that is impressive…!

    368.5 is current platform best, was inches away on 385 and just couldn't push through to lockout

    I have not gone for a PR in a while…my best to date is 385#…..

    NIce. I haven't gone with a belted PR for sometime. I had a bad work day and decided to pull 365lbs no belt. Might not have been the smartest thing to do

    i have not gone heavy in a while, so that number may be a tad lower now…

    it might be time to try one here in a few weeks….
  • TO THE OP:

    I hope you understand that taking the time to write ALL of those said "rules" out on MFP is a clear and blatant waste of time. Chances are, people will do what they please, even if you don't agree with it.

    I'm sorry to burst your bubble but that's just reality. It happens at every gym. If you have an issue with that, I suggest you workout in your own home where your rules will not be broken.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.


    You are much nicer than I. Mid pull? Yeah - he's singing soprano for a while.
  • lingo10
    lingo10 Posts: 305 Member
    One pet peeve, if your gym has a sign up sheet for machines and a specific number, please dont sign up for a time and you dont take the machine again, or use a machine without signing in, its real annoying XD
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    welcome to being a woman- where everyone stands behind you for- almost everything.
    368.5 is current platform best, was inches away on 385 and just couldn't push through to lockout
    I love you so hard for this.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    TO THE OP:

    I hope you understand that taking the time to write ALL of those said "rules" out on MFP is a clear and blatant waste of time. Chances are, people will do what they please, even if you don't agree with it.

    I'm sorry to burst your bubble but that's just reality. It happens at every gym. If you have an issue with that, I suggest you workout in your own home where your rules will not be broken.

    considering several gym new goers replied to the thread you are already wrong….

  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    What is it with people doing that? I've been tempted to do the exact same thing when people step over mine

    never have had that happen..

    I have had some morons stand directly behind me talking whenI am trying to pull 375….

    welcome to being a woman- where everyone stands behind you for- almost everything.
    368.5 is current platform best, was inches away on 385 and just couldn't push through to lockout
    I love you so hard for this.

    Aww well thanks! I love you for your bench
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    I was at the gym today and it smelled like the older woman on the treadmill BATHED in perfume. It was so overpowering--even two treadmills down. Look, I don't care if you put a full face of makeup on and you wear all your jewelry--if that's your thing, cool--but please think of others and don't bathe in your perfume.
  • tomsarno
    tomsarno Posts: 105 Member
    My pet peeve. Everyone sees that you are lifting. No need to drop the weight as hard as possible to get attention.
  • Wronkletoad
    Wronkletoad Posts: 368 Member
    love the tone/concern trolling here. "oooh. it's condescending" "oooh you're elitist"

    really? are you also proud that you have never left the US or can't pick out Iceland on a map, too? really? "elitist"? "oooh, you're not gonna convert anyone". we shouldn't have to. being mindful and polite in a new situation shouldn't have to be specified like this.

    bottom line: you're new and you don't know what you're doing. don't dunning/krüger. actually admit that fact to yourself and observe, check your ego at the door, and learn the ways of the Jedi errrrr gym you've joined

    basics: check out the vibe of the gym as you get used to it. be mindful of traffic, lifting areas. be polite and ask if you're not sure (you'd be surprised that the other reciprocates). pay attention -- don't walk too close to the KB swinger who's in the corner / don't reach for the weights and dodge around the ATG squatter, etc.

    and please do not curl in the squat rack. it doesn't do anything for your bis but does prevent squatting from happening. and please rack. it really is scary seeing someone take a step back and falling over someone else's crap and getting injured.

    and hier's your blumfy. It's part blanket and all comfy. and your teddy bear. there. is that tone better?


  • rule no: 345... remember leg day
  • ndj1979 wrote: »
    TO THE OP:

    I hope you understand that taking the time to write ALL of those said "rules" out on MFP is a clear and blatant waste of time. Chances are, people will do what they please, even if you don't agree with it.

    I'm sorry to burst your bubble but that's just reality. It happens at every gym. If you have an issue with that, I suggest you workout in your own home where your rules will not be broken.

    considering several gym new goers replied to the thread you are already wrong….
    Oh really? Please explain because I would love to hear how i'm "wrong"? I'm all ears so go on.
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    edited January 2015
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    TO THE OP:

    I hope you understand that taking the time to write ALL of those said "rules" out on MFP is a clear and blatant waste of time. Chances are, people will do what they please, even if you don't agree with it.

    I'm sorry to burst your bubble but that's just reality. It happens at every gym. If you have an issue with that, I suggest you workout in your own home where your rules will not be broken.

    considering several gym new goers replied to the thread you are already wrong….
    Oh really? Please explain because I would love to hear how i'm "wrong"? I'm all ears so go on.

    I'd say 3/4 of gym goers adhere to most of these rules. It's the few regulars and newbies that ruin it for the rest.
  • krysmuree
    krysmuree Posts: 326 Member
    edited January 2015
    I agree with a majority of the rules, if not all, but a few of the contributors to this thread are the exact reason as to why so many people are afraid to go to the gym, or to come back. If you see someone not following etiquette, politely let them know what is usually done. Show them the ropes. Extend a little kindness.

    For some people, going to the gym is a huge, momentous step (also, terrifying for those who have anxiety, social or otherwise) and it will lead to a long love affair with cardio and weight lifting.

    For those who do run into the few who are rude, elitist and self-important, they'll lose their mojo, their self-esteem and be afraid to come back to get in the way of such "greatness".

    We were all new once - remember that newbies need a little guidance sometimes, and don't be so rough on the really new ones. :)
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    edited January 2015
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    I'm going to be posting this list of rules in my gym next time I'm there, like a regular Martin Luther.

    Had to tell a dude to eff off because he stepped over my barbell while I was mid pull in a deadlift. If it were lighter I would have pulled it faster to tap him in the wedding tackle.

    for real?????
    furrealz, it was only 275, but *kitten*, for all he knew I was max pulling. That's a major party foul.

    Didn't work out today, but left a copy of the rules, which were cleaned up a little, at the gym's in the weight area, then bounced to go watch Lord of the Hobbit: The Battle of Peter Jackson.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    On another note, 385 is going to be up for me by the end of next month. Came so close last time

    Dude. I feel weak now. Wow.

  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I agree with a majority of the rules, if not all, but a few of the contributors to this thread are the exact reason as to why so many people are afraid to go to the gym, or to come back. If you see someone not following etiquette, politely let them know what is usually done. Show them the ropes. Extend a little kindness.

    For some people, going to the gym is a huge, momentous step (also, terrifying for those who have anxiety, social or otherwise) and it will lead to a long love affair with cardio and weight lifting.

    For those who do run into the few who are rude, elitist and self-important, they'll lose their mojo, their self-esteem and be afraid to come back to get in the way of such "greatness".

    We were all new once - remember that newbies need a little guidance sometimes, and don't be so rough on the really new ones. :)

    Newbies are not always nice themselves. Everyone should just mind their business more. *nod*
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