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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted. But you ACTIVELY resist snacking. In other words, you projectile vomit every time a snack is presented to you. And in a cruel twist, you must also expel it out the other end. Just as violently. You are NOT a hit at parties.
I wish I didn't visualize that so easily.0 -
You don't. now all you can picture is hairy midget porn.
I wish I could be nicer to people.0 -
Granted: you are so nice. Meh. Who likes nice = you are now polite & boring. Yawn.
Wish: it was what I thought it was.0 -
You don't. now all you can picture is hairy midget porn.
I wish I could be nicer to people.
Granted. But now you are overly nice. Like a dog in heat. You can't help but start humping the leg of any stranger who dares stand too close to you. You pant and drool while the humpees stand around politely trying to ignore you in the hopes that your owner will pull you off and splash some cold water on you.
I wish you weren't nodding your head in agreement.0 -
Granted, she is now raging at you in disgust. (midget porn after all)
I wish I could find someone to help me at work.0 -
Gr...You have someone to help you at work...but they are so good at your job you are no longer needed...unemployment line for you..
I wish...I had a maid and personal chef..0 -
Granted but your personal maid is my is a real slob and your personal chef did time for murder.
I wish I had a new car.0 -
Granted, you have a new car but it's a left over Yugo from 25 years ago that was found sitting in a warehouse
I wish I was rich0 -
Granted you are rich but you have an evil wife that spends it all and make your life a living hell.
I wish I had my 18 year old body back.0 -
Granted but you also get your 18 yr old brain:)
I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn0 -
Granted you can play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn but I broke your fingers for giving me my 18 yr old brain back.
I wish I could eat anything without gaining.0 -
Granted, you can eat anything you want without gaining but that persistent diarrhea is complicating your life
I wish I didn't have to be at work today and could enjoy the beautiful weather0 -
Gr...you don't have to be at work today....you were fired this morning.....enjoy the weather ..
I wish......I could meet all mfp friends
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Granted, you can meet all of us but you will be so tired from all of that round the world travel that you will fall asleep while we all party.
I wish I was out in Jo's kayak today0 -
Granted however it flipped over and now you are dead.
I wish my air conditioner was working.0 -
Granted, your AC is working but now you can't get it to shut off, even at 50 in your bedroom
I wish I had a months vacation to take off0 -
Granted, you have the time but now are mysteriously broke. Happy time off!
I wish I had enough calories to have cake for lunch today.0 -
Granted, but the only cake on offer is made out of celery and tofu
I wish for peace on earth0 -
sweetandsassyred wrote: »Granted you can play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn but I broke your fingers for giving me my 18 yr old brain back.
I wish I could eat anything without gaining.
Vicious!
Peace on Earth granted but the earth is contaminated, so now we all have to live on Mars
I wish I had the energy I had when I was 20!
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