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  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Granted but you'll be sick with the flu

    I wish I was an awesome singer
  • GreySkyEyes
    GreySkyEyes Posts: 12 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Granted, you're an awesome singer, but every time you hit a high note you pee a little.

    I wish I had an awesome swimming pool.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    GreySkyEyes wrote: »
    Granted, you're an awesome singer, but every time you hit a high note you pee a little.

    I wish I had an awesome swimming pool.

    Granted. Your pool is the envy of the block but your stunning inability to chlorinate it properly results in a searing bleach bath that blinds anyone who dares set foot in it. You yourself look like the lead character in Powder because of the chlorine damage to your body. But damn it's an awesome swimming pool.

    I wish I could get rid of this excess body fat percentage
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    GreySkyEyes wrote: »
    Granted, you're an awesome singer, but every time you hit a high note you pee a little.

    I wish I had an awesome swimming pool.

    Granted. Your pool is the envy of the block but your stunning inability to chlorinate it properly results in a searing bleach bath that blinds anyone who dares set foot in it. You yourself look like the lead character in Powder because of the chlorine damage to your body. But damn it's an awesome swimming pool.

    I wish I could get rid of this excess body fat percentage

    Granted but you'll gain it all back and then some

    I wish that my wishes wouldn't have any backlash
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, your wishes have no backlash. Instead, every time one of your wishes is granted, someone somewhere dies a gruesome death and their cries of misery echo in your ears as you enjoy your spoils.

    I wish I knew what just happened.
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Your wish will be granted

    But will be erased from your memories in .01 secs

    I wish I was a baller shot caller
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    Granted, but you don't get 20" blades on your Impala.

    I wish I was well-endowed... in my biceps.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Your wish will be granted

    But will be erased from your memories in .01 secs

    I wish I was a baller shot caller

    Granted. You're the best melon baller for the worst fruit tray production company ever. All the other melon ballets bow to you because you in fact call the shots. Too bad you're on an unrealistic deadline and spend all your time ballin'.

    I wish I remembered what just happened.
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't get 20" blades on your Impala.

    I wish I was well-endowed... in my biceps.

    Granted but then you become a woman

    I wish I was classy
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't get 20" blades on your Impala.

    I wish I was well-endowed... in my biceps.

    Granted. Because your unborn twin didn't fully separate from you in uterine, your biceps sport a healthy ... Appendage. One that reacts in concert with your own. There's no hiding your intentions when you're out on a date ... Unless your wearing really rift sleeves.

    I wish I could unsee that.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't get 20" blades on your Impala.

    I wish I was well-endowed... in my biceps.

    Granted but then you become a woman

    I wish I was classy

    Granted. You class yourself all the way up until you're an uptight, prude, Miss Manners know it all. You're gentility is impeccable. Your bedside manner is however deplorable and you die a spinster.

    I wish I could turn off the voices.
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't get 20" blades on your Impala.

    I wish I was well-endowed... in my biceps.

    Granted but then you become a woman

    I wish I was classy

    Granted. You class yourself all the way up until you're an uptight, prude, Miss Manners know it all. You're gentility is impeccable. Your bedside manner is however deplorable and you die a spinster.

    I wish I could turn off the voices.

    Granted but then you start seeing ghosts

    I wish I could fly I wish I could touch the sky
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't get 20" blades on your Impala.

    I wish I was well-endowed... in my biceps.

    Granted but then you become a woman

    I wish I was classy

    Granted. You class yourself all the way up until you're an uptight, prude, Miss Manners know it all. You're gentility is impeccable. Your bedside manner is however deplorable and you die a spinster.

    I wish I could turn off the voices.

    Granted but then you start seeing ghosts

    I wish I could fly I wish I could touch the sky

    Granted. You can fly. But you can neither steer nor land. So you float right up and out of the atmosphere and into the cold dark clutches of outer space. How long can you hold your breath?

    I wish I had a nickel for every wish I ruined.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    Granted, just in time for cash currency to be devalued in exchange for internet BITCOINs

    I wish everytime a bell rang an angel got its wings
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    Granted, just in time for cash currency to be devalued in exchange for internet BITCOINs

    I wish everytime a bell rang an angel got its wings

    Granted. You maintain the official heavenly ledger that charts the angels who earn their wings every time a bell rings. But you're stuck in purgatory and won't ever actually earn YOUR wings. You're not jealous. At all.

    I wish I knew hot bitcoins worked. I keep deleting them from my computer ...
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    RunTimer wrote: »
    Granted, just in time for cash currency to be devalued in exchange for internet BITCOINs

    I wish everytime a bell rang an angel got its wings

    Granted. You maintain the official heavenly ledger that charts the angels who earn their wings every time a bell rings. But you're stuck in purgatory and won't ever actually earn YOUR wings. You're not jealous. At all.

    I wish I knew hot bitcoins worked. I keep deleting them from my computer ...

    Granted and then they no longer exist

    I wish my wishes were unlimited so I can wish for whatever I wishin wanted to wish for
  • semigallian
    semigallian Posts: 17 Member
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    I wish all of the candy in this world would taste like rotting dog poop.
  • mrbyte
    mrbyte Posts: 270 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    RunTimer wrote: »
    Granted, just in time for cash currency to be devalued in exchange for internet BITCOINs

    I wish everytime a bell rang an angel got its wings

    Granted. You maintain the official heavenly ledger that charts the angels who earn their wings every time a bell rings. But you're stuck in purgatory and won't ever actually earn YOUR wings. You're not jealous. At all.

    I wish I knew hot bitcoins worked. I keep deleting them from my computer ...

    The coins aren't on your computer - they are in the blockchain. Just the keys are on your computer.

  • mrbyte
    mrbyte Posts: 270 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    RunTimer wrote: »
    Granted, just in time for cash currency to be devalued in exchange for internet BITCOINs

    I wish everytime a bell rang an angel got its wings

    Granted. You maintain the official heavenly ledger that charts the angels who earn their wings every time a bell rings. But you're stuck in purgatory and won't ever actually earn YOUR wings. You're not jealous. At all.

    I wish I knew hot bitcoins worked. I keep deleting them from my computer ...

    Granted and then they no longer exist

    I wish my wishes were unlimited so I can wish for whatever I wishin wanted to wish for

    Granted, but everytime you make a wish, a neighboring black hole grows it's mass by 1,000,000 times.

    I wish I had Proffesor X's power.

  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    mrbyte wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    RunTimer wrote: »
    Granted, just in time for cash currency to be devalued in exchange for internet BITCOINs

    I wish everytime a bell rang an angel got its wings

    Granted. You maintain the official heavenly ledger that charts the angels who earn their wings every time a bell rings. But you're stuck in purgatory and won't ever actually earn YOUR wings. You're not jealous. At all.

    I wish I knew hot bitcoins worked. I keep deleting them from my computer ...

    Granted and then they no longer exist

    I wish my wishes were unlimited so I can wish for whatever I wishin wanted to wish for

    Granted, but everytime you make a wish, a neighboring black hole grows it's mass by 1,000,000 times.

    I wish I had Proffesor X's power.
    Granted but then you can only see into the mind of gay men

    I wish I was a vegetarian

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