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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • fr3smyl
    fr3smyl Posts: 1,418 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You do, but now that is all you do, work out and plan meals. Man you are boring to hang out with.

    I wish we could skip the weekends.
    Granted, but now 5dayw weeks are the normal with no off days. People collapse all over the world from working continuously. There is no one left to run anything.


    I wish anything i ate would give me the nutrients I needed for the day.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Granted, candy is now nourishing...but has all of the sugar, fat and calories you can afford too. I wish I weren't starving, with no access to food or drink.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted you are now not hungry, but you have all access to all food and drink but no desire to eat any. You fade away to dust.

    I wish my husband would do more than watch tv on Sunday evening.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted...he no longer watches tv sunday evening but does the other 6 and a half days a week...you also have to now slave over a stove making him snacks to eat while watching tv...

    I wish i had a maid
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted ou now have a maid. His name is Jose and he likes to wear his french maid costume and spike heels. Fun to watch but does no housework whatever.

    I wish I did not have that pic in my head.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: that picture is gone from your mind, but the image in now seared into mine; but it's ok, I like it. However, now you are in charge of cleaning slim's house. Find the time & roll up your sleeves.

    Wish: I could breathe under water.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Granted, but you have gills and can't breathe anywhere else.

    I wish I had an awesome-looking stomach.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you have an awesome stomach but the excess fat has moved to your butt which now sticks out quite a bit making wearing pants exceedingly hard....

    I wish I could run long distances without breathing hard.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I wish I could run long distances without breathing hard.

    Granted...you're shrunken to the size of a gnat. Now long distance is the length of your office table

    I wish I could swim to work
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, your work just transferred you to the lost city of Atlantis....

    I wish the weather would get a little cooler.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    New Ice age on the way! Now we all have to wear multilayer clothing and why did I lose all that weight?

    I wish someone would clean my gutters for me.
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    Granted, you now have someone who cleans your gutters, but it's a robber who sneaks into your house late at night and starts taking things one by one.

    I wish I had a robot boyfriend who would do anything I say and not complain about it.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted, but his ai is programmed for jealously, so he blows a fuse every time another guy calls or comes to the door. You can't afford to keep replacing his fuses, so you end up giving him away.

    I wish I could control what other people say and do...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you now have control of everyone else but doing all of that controlling becomes a huge job 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with no time to eat or sleep and so you resign from the position.

    I wish I didn't have to work
  • littlehappystitches
    littlehappystitches Posts: 121 Member
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    Granted but you lose your house and all possessions as you have no money to pay for it all

    I wish to become a genii so I can grant my own wishes
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Granted, but you also fulfill your dreams/subconscious wishes, including nightmares/wishes involving misfortune!
    I wish my stomach didn't hurt like crazy!
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Granted but you'd only ever be able to eat oranges forever.

    I wish I could nap all day.
  • zkhanman
    zkhanman Posts: 132 Member
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    Granted, but you wake up and found 25 years have gone by.

    I wish Google would perfectly answer any question I ever ask.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Granted but they will give you the same perfect answer repeatedly.

    I wish all the kids in my class would listen to me.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Granted but they won't learn anything

    I wish I could have all my imperfections fixed.

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