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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    granted, but you must maintain EXTREME VEGETARIANISM..
    You refuse to drink water, maintaining that it is not a pure vegetable, and you whither away to a whisper.

    i wish i had 3 more wishes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    granted, but you must maintain EXTREME VEGETARIANISM..
    You refuse to drink water, maintaining that it is not a pure vegetable, and you whither away to a whisper.

    i wish i had 3 more wishes

    Granted ... At exactly the same moment the lobotomy takes effect. You soil yourself and do not give it a second thought. Literally.

    I wish you remembered to wear a diaper.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I did, and now I am a baby again and you have to raise me. Congrats daddy!

    I wish babies had a mute button!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I did, and now I am a baby again and you have to raise me. Congrats daddy!

    I wish babies had a mute button!

    Granted. All babies are now born with no mouths. They have to be feed via a feeding tube that extends from their tummies. The freakish appearance gives you nightmares. Especially when they try to scream. And can't.

    I wish I could sleep tonight.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You can but only in one minute increments and an hour apart!

    I wish I could take a trip
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can but only in one minute increments and an hour apart!

    I wish I could take a trip

    Granted but it's to hell

    I wish the day would be over already!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    It is, but now so it the world. Cheers to the afterlife!

    I wish I wasn't going to hell!
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It is, but now so it the world. Cheers to the afterlife!

    I wish I wasn't going to hell!

    Granted how you're going to be bedridden for eternity

    I wish Martha Stewart didn't do that illegal stock trade she'd still be popular
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but you wander into the Outback and get attacked by Kaola bears. (sorry, I can't think of anything bad about Australia)

    I wish I didn't lose my phone on Saturday
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    Granted, but you wander into the Outback and get attacked by Kaola bears. (sorry, I can't think of anything bad about Australia)

    I wish I didn't lose my phone on Saturday

    Granted but then you lose your mind instead

    I wish I had a better metabolism
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted you now have super high metabolism, you are now sentenced to eating every waking moment so you do not starve to death. No time for anything else.

    I wish they would bring back Firefly.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    cblue315 wrote: »
    I wish they would bring back Firefly.
    Granted. It's on for one hour, but not only is it unlisted, the time and channel are random and change during the airing, every 15seconds . You spend your day channell surfing to catch a fleeting glimpse of the show, just to lose it again.

    I wish I didn't have to shave

  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    cblue315 wrote: »
    I wish they would bring back Firefly.
    Granted. It's on for one hour, but not only is it unlisted, the time and channel are random and change during the airing, every 15seconds . You spend your day channell surfing to catch a fleeting glimpse of the show, just to lose it again.

    I wish I didn't have to shave
    Granted but now you have to eat *kitten* forever

    I wish I was Britney spears
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted! Now you're completely bald everywhere and have an odd shaped head which makes you look like a bald butthead! :lol:

    I wish I didnt have all this Accounting to do!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, the banks just failed and the entire economy tanked, so no accounting for you.

    I wish I had a set of 6 pack abs.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Granted, your abs now can fit a six pack of soda or beer in a compartment.

    I wish someone didn't just make me sad.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, now you are no longer sad. You are hungry I mean HUNGRY. So much for the weight you've lost.

    I wish I could get the vendor to ship my stuff already!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    granted, your stuff gets lost on the way to it's destination

    I wish I could run my own super gym.
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
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    Granted, you own a super gym.

    You fell off the treadmill and suffered a brain aneurysm. You are in an irreversible coma.

    I wish I had willpower to diet and exercise.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You do, but now that is all you do, work out and plan meals. Man you are boring to hang out with.

    I wish we could skip the weekends.

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