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  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
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    Granted, someone brings you chocolate, but it's 90% cacao and bitter as hell.

    I wish my toddler would share the bed, since she sleeps with me while Dad is gone.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but now you're divorced

    I wish I could have a hamburger
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
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    Granted, you get your burger, but the calorie count is through the roof and you gain 10 lbs from it.

    I wish we weren't having weird weather in TX and that this cold crap would just go away already.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    AClark1023 wrote: »
    Granted, you get your burger, but the calorie count is through the roof and you gain 10 lbs from it.

    I wish we weren't having weird weather in TX and that this cold crap would just go away already.
    (Me too!) Granted, and (sarcasm ahead) thanks a lot! It's now extremely hot here. Whew!
    I wish my nose would quit running!
  • 00EmilyJo00
    00EmilyJo00 Posts: 64 Member
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    Granted, when the heat comes it dries up all of the water sources and you are dying of dehydration.

    I wish I could have an army jeep.
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited January 2016
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    zcb94 wrote: »
    Granted, and (sarcasm ahead) thanks a lot! It's now extremely hot here. Whew!
    I wish my nose would quit running!

    Granted, but now all of that stuff is stuck in your sinuses and it is very painful!

    I wish the elections in the US were already over!


  • BigChangeNeeded
    BigChangeNeeded Posts: 671 Member
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    Granted. But you have Trump as President. ARRRRRRRGGGGH!!


    I wish I could get a job that would pay all my bills and leave me money left over at the end.
  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
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    Granted but you must work every hour of every day forever and you never get time to spend any money.

    I wish I just hadn't seen the all time wedgie on TV. I cringed so much I hurt hurt my brain.
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
    edited January 2016
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    00EmilyJo00 wrote: »
    Granted, when the heat comes it dries up all of the water sources and you are dying of dehydration.

    I wish I could have an army jeep.

    Nothing new there, I live in the desert.

    Granted, but you realize that you can't find parts and it breaks down constantly.

    I wish I wasn't tired today.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Granted but then you'd be forced to stay awake during a "The View" marathon.

    I wish I could play with boobies all day.
  • BigChangeNeeded
    BigChangeNeeded Posts: 671 Member
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    Granted. But these things bite!


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    I wish I could fly.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    BigChangeNeeded wrote: »
    Granted. But these things bite!


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    I wish I could fly.

    Yes but then you could also touch the sky.

    I wish I could build a transporter and go anywhere in the world.
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
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    Granted, you have the transporter but it isn't always accurate, and not only does it drop you off in random places, but sometimes it drops off different body parts to different locations. It's like a scavenger hunt through the world to find your left foot.

    I wish I didn't have to do anything else all day.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Granted, but then you'd be stuck on here all day...oh wait.

    I wish I were Indiana Jones.
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
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    Granted but you just tripped while attempting to jump a pit of snakes, mosquito's and hot lava.

    I wish I had a dollar.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    Granted. Your can of Miller High Life costs $1.08 with tax though. Only 2 pennies in the take-a-penny plate. Clerk says get your drunk @rse out of his store.

    I wish it were 90 degrees right now.
  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
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    Granted. But being folded into that angle is bad for your back so, good luck with that.

    I wish for pretty elbows.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited January 2016
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    AClark1023 wrote: »
    Granted, you're now married to Juan Mata, but you find out that he's a real *kitten* and womanizer. Not only is he gone all the time, but he's controlling and an ego maniac, who thinks women belong in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. The best exchange you can hope for with him is "make me a sammich".
    (God that's cruel, sorry)

    Well I'm having his baby, so that means we've had sex :blush: I'll take it...
    jo_madre wrote: »
    I wish for pretty elbows.

    Granted. You have this tattoo on your elbows now.

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    I wish I could eat all the peanut butter I want and never get fat
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited January 2016
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    jenmar22 wrote: »

    I wish I could eat all the peanut butter I want and never get fat

    Granted. Seriously.

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    I wish everyone was required to wear, on Fridays, a t-shirt with my avatar imprinted on it.

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