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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Granted, you discover to your horror that you're now allergic to chocolate :sad:
    I wish I could get by with a standard 8-hour night of sleep, as opposed to needing a nap every few days.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, you sleep 8 hours during the day.
    I wish I hadn't had an infected front tooth that needed to be extracted.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    Granted but now you have the largest zit on the planet
    I wish i had a pet unikitty
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Granted. But those only live on the barely habitable planet of corposis. So you've given up all family and friends and the most basic of pleasures just to have your unikitty.

    I wish I hadn't eaten so much icecream
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Granted, you couldn't have done that due to severe lactose intolerance.
    I wish the wound I'm dealing with would hurry up and
    close already!
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
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    Granted. Your wound does close, but then a bear comes and eats you.

    I wish I had a puppy! :love:
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Granted, but your landlord didn't allow pets, so you're homeless.

    I wish it wouldn't snow today.
  • PhatBeats
    PhatBeats Posts: 15 Member
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    Granted, but then you'd have to go to work and there's a really big project deadline you forgot about.

    I wish I had an iPhone 6. :(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    PhatBeats wrote: »
    Granted, but then you'd have to go to work and there's a really big project deadline you forgot about.

    I wish I had an iPhone 6. :(

    Granted, you now have an iPhone 6 -- however the newest technology is now the iPhone 99 ..... yours is no longer supported.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    PhatBeats wrote: »
    Granted, but then you'd have to go to work and there's a really big project deadline you forgot about.

    I wish I had an iPhone 6. :(

    Granted, you now have an iPhone 6 -- however the newest technology is now the iPhone 99 ..... yours is no longer supported.

    I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Okay, you got fired, and can't find any other job that requires your unique skill set.
    I wish I could have actually eaten breakfast instead of having to settle for coffee and tea. Now I'm very HANGRY!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Okay, you had a large, lumberjack breakfast, but then started to suffer from food poisoning.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Maximus wrote: »
    @suzreen wrote: »
    Okay, you had a large, lumberjack breakfast, but then started to suffer from food poisoning.

    You didn't make a wish.

    Sorry, new to this thread. Thanks for pointing that out, Maximus. I wish it was summer!

  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Granted, but it is the hottest summer on record anywhere in the world and you must always stay inside air conditioned buildings or suffer heat stroke

    I wish I had a million dollars
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Granted, but you have to be the Donald's mistress in order to collect it.

    I wish I had a 68 Mustang in pristine condition.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Granted. The day you get it you get sent to jail for life, never being able to drive it.

    I wish I could eat sushi forever and not get fat.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Granted. Instead of gaining weight you lose everytime you eat until you waste away and die

    I wish I could travel the world
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Granted, but it's your dying wish. Unfortunately the illness takes away your sight and makes everything smell like hot garbage. All you can hear are people talking in foreign languages.

    I wish I could live in a cabin in the woods reading books all day and doing outdoors stuff.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Granted, but it's because you have worms. They slowly eat you away from the inside.

    I wish I had servants to do things for me.

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