I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    Granted, you discover to your horror that you're now allergic to chocolate :sad:
    I wish I could get by with a standard 8-hour night of sleep, as opposed to needing a nap every few days.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, you sleep 8 hours during the day.
    I wish I hadn't had an infected front tooth that needed to be extracted.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Granted but now you have the largest zit on the planet
    I wish i had a pet unikitty
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Granted. But those only live on the barely habitable planet of corposis. So you've given up all family and friends and the most basic of pleasures just to have your unikitty.

    I wish I hadn't eaten so much icecream
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    Granted, you couldn't have done that due to severe lactose intolerance.
    I wish the wound I'm dealing with would hurry up and
    close already!
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited February 2016
    Granted. Your wound does close, but then a bear comes and eats you.

    I wish I had a puppy! :love:
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited February 2016
    Granted, but your landlord didn't allow pets, so you're homeless.

    I wish it wouldn't snow today.
  • PhatBeats
    PhatBeats Posts: 15 Member
    Granted, but then you'd have to go to work and there's a really big project deadline you forgot about.

    I wish I had an iPhone 6. :(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    PhatBeats wrote: »
    Granted, but then you'd have to go to work and there's a really big project deadline you forgot about.

    I wish I had an iPhone 6. :(

    Granted, you now have an iPhone 6 -- however the newest technology is now the iPhone 99 ..... yours is no longer supported.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    PhatBeats wrote: »
    Granted, but then you'd have to go to work and there's a really big project deadline you forgot about.

    I wish I had an iPhone 6. :(

    Granted, you now have an iPhone 6 -- however the newest technology is now the iPhone 99 ..... yours is no longer supported.

    I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    Okay, you got fired, and can't find any other job that requires your unique skill set.
    I wish I could have actually eaten breakfast instead of having to settle for coffee and tea. Now I'm very HANGRY!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Okay, you had a large, lumberjack breakfast, but then started to suffer from food poisoning.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    @suzreen wrote: »
    Okay, you had a large, lumberjack breakfast, but then started to suffer from food poisoning.

    You didn't make a wish.

    Sorry, new to this thread. Thanks for pointing that out, Maximus. I wish it was summer!

  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
    Granted, but it is the hottest summer on record anywhere in the world and you must always stay inside air conditioned buildings or suffer heat stroke

    I wish I had a million dollars
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Granted, but you have to be the Donald's mistress in order to collect it.

    I wish I had a 68 Mustang in pristine condition.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
    Granted. The day you get it you get sent to jail for life, never being able to drive it.

    I wish I could eat sushi forever and not get fat.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
    Granted. Instead of gaining weight you lose everytime you eat until you waste away and die

    I wish I could travel the world
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
    Granted, but it's your dying wish. Unfortunately the illness takes away your sight and makes everything smell like hot garbage. All you can hear are people talking in foreign languages.

    I wish I could live in a cabin in the woods reading books all day and doing outdoors stuff.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
    Granted, but it's because you have worms. They slowly eat you away from the inside.

    I wish I had servants to do things for me.

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