I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted, but the dark side ran out of cookies last Friday and now the minions are revolting due to false advertising.
I wish that I could be completely healthy until the day I die suddenly in my sleep at 94.0 -
Granted. Today is your 94th birthday.
I wish I didn't need dental surgery0 -
Nice one lol.
Granted. You don't need dental surgery because you have no teeth.
I wish that I would stay at my ideal weight no matter what I eat or drink.0 -
Granted but then you would be a vampire and not a secksy kind the nosferatu kind
Wish I lived on the moors and had a pony0 -
Granted, but that's because 99.5% of the world population was killed off by a plague so there are plenty of resources for the immune.
I wish that I would win every game I played.0 -
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Granted, but they all smell like dog feces
I wish I knew what to do0 -
Granted, but they all smell like dog feces
I wish I knew what to do
Granted, but you only know what do do right now and still don't know what to do in the future.
I wish that I never had to go grocery shopping and that my fridge was always stocked with the foods I enjoy (and their proper taste!).0 -
gquesnelle wrote: »Granted, but they all smell like dog feces
I wish I knew what to do
Granted, but you only know what do do right now and still don't know what to do in the future.
I wish that I never had to go grocery shopping and that my fridge was always stocked with the foods I enjoy (and their proper taste!).
Granted but your tongue dies in your mouth and your esophagus shrivels up leaving you only able to be fed intravenously. Your legs get paralyzed as well which leaves you to sit in front of your incredibly stocked fridge with all that succulent food beckoning to you a mere few feet away. Very very long feet ...
I wish I could catch that pesky penguin that turns out the light in my fridge.0 -
Granted: you finally catch that penguin after a 40 year goose chase across the frozen tundra...you're an old, half frozen man with a weird story missing a few digits to frost bite. Life well spent? I dunno.
Wish: the concept was easy to grasp0 -
Granted. But it is so easy to grasp it seems stupid, like everything you think of. You have now lost your mind because there is nothing left to challenge your intelligence, and your brain has turned to mush.
I wish there were more good television programs out there for me to binge watch....0 -
Granted but you sacrifice all relationships in your life binge watching
I wish I had someone to deliver me coffee anytime I want it0 -
Granted, but the coffee is never the way you like it.
I wish I was an astronaut.0 -
Granted but then your fellow astronauts start dying mysteriously from a highly contagious painful alien virus and you are sacrificed for the good of mankind slowly and painfully alone on the spacestation so you die alone in pain slowly with no contact with your loved ones
I wish i had a Tardis0 -
Granted. But you're not The Doctor, so you don't have a key to get in it. So I, the new Clara Oswald (), steals it from you and flies off.
I wish that I could teleport hot celebrity guys to me anytime I wanted.0 -
Granted, however the teleportation process converts them all into eunuchs.
I wish someone would just destroy ISIS once and for all!0 -
Granted, however religion is a cancer and there is no cure. They regroup under a different name
I wish I could teleport myself anywhere in the world when I want to
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Granted, but a fly got in the teleporter with you.....and we all know how THAT ends!
I wish I could eat all the pizza and wings I want, and never gain any weight.0 -
You can, but after every two slices your penis shrinks an inch
I wish I could be the next companion on Doctor Who0 -
Granted but you cause the show to be cancelled after one episode.
I wish I didn't make myself sick eating so much chocolate.0
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