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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted: You are now Emril's lover. He agrees to cook for you all night long. BAM
I wish that my shoulder didn't hurt from all of those reverse elbow thrusts at kickboxing0 -
granted pain i gone but so is your arm ,,elbow thrust this!!!!
wish i could invent a bionic arm to help the lady out0 -
Granted, your shoulder no longer hurts because of all of the nerve damage to your body - you only have feeling from your waist down.
I wish this snow would melt away before 4pm today.0 -
Granted, but the temperature surge causes flooding and power outages. No threads for you until someone wishes it.
I wish a genie came out of that bottle.0 -
Granted the gene came out... and flew away never be seen or heard from again
I wish it was Spring nice and warm !0 -
Granted, but you are followed by a storm cloud cartoon style
I wish I could pass my state licensing exams without having to take the actual test0 -
fattofit_fritch26 wrote: »Granted, but you are followed by a storm cloud cartoon style
I wish I could pass my state licensing exams without having to take the actual test
Granted, your "license" is from Tijuana ... Which is the only place you're allowed to practice. On the other hand, you've learned to hold your tequila like a champ. You've also learned to vomit like a ninja ... Silent and quick.
I wish I was a ninja.0 -
Granted but now you are a Turtle and your reflexes are too slow to perform your Ninja skills!
I wish it was January 1st and I could restart the year!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Granted but now you are a Turtle and your reflexes are too slow to perform your Ninja skills!
I wish it was January 1st and I could restart the year!
Granted, it's January 1st, year 1 BC. Your cave tribe is deciding on boar or saber tooth tonight for dinner. You're sick of boar and demand saber tooth. The club coming down on your head from a rival female is swift and painful. You are now bait for the saber tooth which is tomorrow's dinner. Tonight the boar will fill their bellies.
I wish my belly was full of sow thing fatty and sugary.0 -
Granted, you belly is super full but you also weight 650 lbs. now.
I wish I never had to work again.0 -
Granted, you belly is super full but you also weight 650 lbs. now.
I wish I never had to work again.
Granted. You've been shipwrecked on an uncharted island alone. Your working days are over. You have no boss to report to not any minions to do your bidding. The loneliness of the island eats at you everyday however until you ache for some semblance of normality. So you set up two shelters. One is your home, the other is your office ... To which you report every morning and sit down at a makeshift desk, pushing banana leaves around and scribbling with a sharpened branch. You argue with your "boss" who is actually a lizard. And he fires you.
I wish I knew the name of the Doctor.0 -
You do, you now know the name of the doctor, but that is the only thing in your mind. You repeat the name over and over again thinking of nothing else.
I wish for a year long cruise around the world.0 -
Granted. You have been taken hostage by pirates who have mistaken you for a foreign dignitary worth billions. They hold you for ransom as they travel the globe searching for someone to lay them for your release. Meanwhile, you serve as cabin "relief" for the nefarious seamen. And no one offers to pay the ransom.
I wish I were the God-King of a race of giants.0 -
Granted, Oh great and powerful king of the race of giant. . . rabbits. You get to lord over the lettuce rations.
I wish I could play the harp.0 -
Granted, you can play the harp but you are made to carry it with you from concert to concert -- I don't see many concerts in your future.
I wish I had a long weekend off.0 -
Granted! Now you are fired!!! Happy Now?
I wish I wasn't so sappy!0 -
Granted, you are sapless -- all of the maple trees have stop giving up sap and we are all blaming you for our lack of pancake syrup.
I wish I could live in a warm climate.0 -
Granted... welcome to hell
I wish I could find buried treasure0 -
handyrunner wrote: »Granted... welcome to hell
I wish I could find buried treasure
Granted, but you're at a pet cemetery and Treasure is a cocker spaniel who died 12 years ago. But you found her. The police however have also found you. As has Treasure's owner who is pressing charges for your desecration of her beloved Treasure's final resting place.
What exactly were you planning to do with Treasure?
You know what? Forget it. I don't want to know.
I wish you hadn't asked for such a morbid wish.0 -
Granted, the police figure out he wasn't looking for the buried dog Treasure, but an old instant lottery ticket Buried Treasure, however the lottery ticket was not a winner and the police are charging you for the investigation.
I wish I could get fit just by reading about it.0
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