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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you skip it, but this next meeting was only about announcing your promotion to CFO. A fat salary, corner office & personal jet. Because you were a no show, they gave it to that weasel in accounting you can't tolerate. Didn't your momma teach you to be present?

    Wish: for the gift of the present
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted: And time stands still, at this very moment, for all eternity. Every one thanks you, especially me because I was looking at pictures of Jessica Alba! ;)


    I wish Jessica Alba was here now
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    I wish Jessica Alba was here now

    Granted. She's behind you holding a knife (and not looking too happy)

    I wish for snow in June

  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
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    Granted, but misunderstood and thought you meant cocaine. Now you're under arrest for possession.

    I wish I had a dog.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Granted but he has uncontrolable dog farts

    I wish food was calorie free
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, for is now calorie free but water contains 100 calories per tablespoon.

    I wish I was vacationing on a tropical island.
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
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    Granted, but boom! volcano.

    I wish this work day was over.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, you are now unemployed so your work day is quite over for some time to come.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted. One million dollars instantly materializes in your pocket. In pennies. You're buried and suffocating. But you're rich! For all of 11 seconds until you're crushed to death.

    I wish I didn't have the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Granted. Your fever is cured when you stumble across the other Pringle's marketing campaign "Once you pop, you can't stop." Now, you put your finger in your mouth and repeatedly pop it out against your cheek to make an annoying POP noise.

    I wish I could convince anyone to do whatever I wanted them to do.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Granted but now karma comes back on you triple fold so be careful!

    I wish I could get my phone's hotspot to work at my house so I dont have to get an internet provider.
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
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    Granted, but the government watched everything you did on your phone and sent it to your mom.

    I wish someone would clean my house before I got home tonight.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Granted, but only because they had repossessed it!

    I wish my hair never tangled!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted...... you are bald


    I wish my fingers would stop getting caught in @Spnneil06 's tangled hair
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, your hair is never tangled because you now have lost all of the hair on your body.

    I wish it would stop snowing/raining around here.
  • Shananigans457
    Shananigans457 Posts: 486 Member
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    Granted: You now live in a climate equivalent to the Sahara Desert.

    I wish that dinner would cook itself.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, your dinner is now a raw vegan diet, no cooking ever again.

    I still wish for a tropical vacation.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Granted but in the process it evolved self awareness and now is a sentient being who doesn't want to be eaten

    I wish I had one of those ice machines like the kind Sonic uses for their drinks
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you get the industrial ice machine. Now, you have a line of partying college students, motel 8 occupants, weird neighbors and wayward thirsty souls in a giant line from your kitchen down the block....they heard you've got the ice, man. We like cold beverages, uh-huh, and we're feeling kind of thirsty.

    Wish: stick it in the fridge, stick it in the fridge, stick it in the fridge

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