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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, your brains full function. Your bowels however ... Utter chaos.

    I'd elaborate, but I think you get the picture.

    I wish I didn't get the picture.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, there are no longer any pictures for you, using your imagination will have to suffice. Keep it clean Jay.

    I wish I could see better without my glasses.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but you can no longer close your eyes.

    I wish I could sleep through the night.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Granted...you sleep through the night and day...you never wake up

    I wish had magic powers
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted your magic powers are to make litterbugs clean up after themselves and take one inch off anyone's hip measurement when asked.

    I wish I had cake.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    cblue315 wrote: »
    Granted your magic powers are to make litterbugs clean up after themselves and take one inch off anyone's hip measurement when asked.

    I wish I had cake.

    Granted you have TONS of Yellowcake (Urania) and you've been using it to sweeten your coffee. The resulting radiation poisoning has given you extreme superpowers but at drastic half life costs. Every time you use one of your powers, your lifespan is cut in half. One night your powers manifested as an intense fireball that razed your neighborhood. You now have thirteen minutes left to live. Want some ice cream with your cake?

    I wish there was no place for intolerance in this world.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Granted! Now we all have to tolerate the freaken rude Arseholes who treat others with disdain, hate and snobbery! Good Job Jay!!! :angry:

    I wish everyone in this world was kind and showed Love & Respect for all of God's Children!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted...but you wake to find it was all a dream.....

    I wish chocolate had no calories
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, chocolate has no calories, but now it is only available at the top of the tallest mountain on each continent. Happy climbing!

    I wish for a brick of $20's and a hot date.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted...that bag of dates has been in the oven an hour...they are hot ...shame the brick of 20s was in there too...its burnt..
    I wish for waerm weather..
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: trying to figure out what waerm weather is, and couldn't, I grant you a warm & overheated WAE (wide area Ethernet) (WAN) which crashes MFP for weeks. People from the addicted thread hunt you down. They want blood. Take cover.

    Wish: the flying saucer had not landed in her yard
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, it landed in your yard. They are coming to take you away ha ha he he to the funny farm.
    Yes, the addicted hunt you down. . .
    I wish spring came today!!!!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, Spring came! Unfortunately, because Spring came in public, the Seasonal Police arrested Spring for lewd acts in public, indecency, and vandalism of a national landmark. Spring was taken away and sentenced to 6 weeks community service in Siberia where they experience a sudden and welcome heat wave. We however get 6 more weeks of Winter. Groundhog wins. You lose. Again.

    I wish I could finish a complete thou...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you complete your one thought, which is apparently to bow down before the multitudes of MFP & do its bidding (according to your new pic). There are many people here to answer to, so get moving. Start with me: refill my water bottle.

    Wish: Jay would jump faster to fill our demands.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, I jump so fast to fulfill demands that I confuse and jumble up requests with disastrous consequences. Blue asked me to empty the chamber pots at the same time you asked me to refill your water bottle. Guess where I emptied out the pots by accident. Bottoms up!

    I wish she brought a toothbrush with her.
  • Mia4_4
    Mia4_4 Posts: 603 Member
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    Granted..but then she had a gum infection

    I wish I had the superpower of incredible speed
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, Cindy brought your toothbrush. She will use it to clean the water bottle. Then surreptitiously replace it in your bathroom. Be careful what you wish for Jay.

    I wish to have a peaceful evening, free of these surreptitious thoughts.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Pre-empted, I will have to learn to type faster.
    @asmitachaugule‌ - Granted, you have incredible speed. But every one else lives at normal speed, so communications are impossible. We see you as a slight blur in the corner of our eyes.

    I wish to have a peaceful evening, free of these surreptitious thoughts.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you have a peaceful evening free from these secret thoughts. Trouble is, for that one night of peace you had to trade a lifetime of chaos. Cray, cray time. And now, all of your most secret thoughts will be broadcast to the world via an Internet blog run by Jay, as one of his many tasks of servitude. And you know how verbose Jay is.....!

    Wish: there was light at the end of the tunnel...
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but as the Metallica song goes...."its just a freight train coming your way"

    I wish i had some aspirin

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