We broke up because...
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She claims I talk too much0
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She was always telling me to talk to the hand0
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She liked talking to my feet instead of hands0
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Because I wouldn't rub her feet0
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Her hands were tiny and weak0
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My hands are too huge0
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He was too boastful0
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I told her I had a boast. She wasn't impressed.1
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He liked strumming on his guitar more than me0
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Because she always wanted to talk about "feelings" yadayadayada...blah..blah..blah0
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He was always jumping out of corners and snapping pictures...0
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She was always snapping at me while watching Snapped!
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She didn't like my attitude and cried too much0
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She had the sex drive of a rock0
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Him, Every time I asked what he wanted to do tonight!
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She didn’t appreciate my Dee Snider role play suggestion.0
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She didn't want to party0
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No responsibilities in his life!
Only Sex, Drugs & Rock and Roll!0 -
He just wasn't good in bed... Kinda like a rock0
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Always having lip service with others0
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She wouldn't let me twist her bulbs0
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She was always getting fresh in public coffee shops0
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She kept ignoring me to be with other women0
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He didn't understand my love of T n A0
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He wore Granny Panties.
Claimed that they were more comfortable and left breathing room.0 -
She threw away all my panties...0
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She was always making excuses for not having panties.0
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Didn't like trying new things0
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Loved new things, and I am old.0
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