We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She claims I talk too much

littlewolf3785

She was always telling me to talk to the hand

LonniJay

She liked talking to my feet instead of hands

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I wouldn't rub her feet

LonniJay

Her hands were tiny and weak

FireTurtle75

My hands are too huge

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too boastful

AlistairBernardNormal

I told her I had a boast. She wasn't impressed.

LonniJay

He liked strumming on his guitar more than me

liftorgohome

Because she always wanted to talk about "feelings" yadayadayada...blah..blah..blah

LonniJay

He was always jumping out of corners and snapping pictures...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was​ always snapping at me while watching Snapped!

LonniJay

She didn't like my attitude and cried too much

liftorgohome

She had the sex drive of a rock

FabulousFantasticFifty

Him, Every time I asked what he wanted to do tonight!

AlistairBernardNormal

She didn’t appreciate my Dee Snider role play suggestion.

liftorgohome

She didn't want to party

FabulousFantasticFifty

No responsibilities in his life!
Only Sex, Drugs & Rock and Roll!

LonniJay

He just wasn't good in bed... Kinda like a rock

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always having lip service with others

LonniJay

She wouldn't let me twist her bulbs

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always getting fresh in public coffee shops

liftorgohome

She kept ignoring me to be with other women

LonniJay

He didn't understand my love of T n A

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He wore Granny Panties.
Claimed that they were more comfortable and left breathing room.

LonniJay

She threw away all my panties...

AlistairBernardNormal

She was always making excuses for not having panties.

LonniJay

Didn't like trying new things

AlistairBernardNormal

Loved new things, and I am old.