We broke up because...
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She was too gentle0
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She wasn't a Penn State fan.0
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He wasn't a Ohio State fan0
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Cheaters always stick up for each other0
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She just did not understand How great the Patriots are!
You just did not go there...
@FabulousFantasticFifty Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater. She ate my pumpkin pie
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He didn't know how to eat Apple pie0
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I don't like Apple pie0
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She was a monster that hated everything wonderful about the world ;p0
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AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »She was a monster that hated everything wonderful about the world ;p
He couldn't accept my stance on apple pie and refused to buy me pecan pie
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He couldn't handle my temper0
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She would just randomly flip out all the time, over things like the brand name of mustard I bought.0
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She didn't like my spray on abs.0
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His spray stained the sheets0
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Her wolf turned into a big wolf0
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I told him to quit peeking in my closet!0
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He sprayed on abs but they were sideways...0
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She didn't like my rib paintings.0
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He wouldn't write me love songs0
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She didn't appreciate "Apple Pie a la Ode," the song I wrote about our love...0
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He tried to sing it and got all the dogs in the neighborhood howling0
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She hated my profile pictures0
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Wait...what...I said no such thing,.Oh wait this is a break up thread.
Hmm.. He liked too much shower time.0 -
She didn't like shower sex0
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He was a stalker... We never dated0
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He kept getting into my house and sleeping under my bed0
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she never locked her doors0
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He kept getting creepier and creepier1
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She wanted to practice sexual abstinence0
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He kept putting words in my mouth... Told him to give me 5 minutes. He freaked out0
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Always asked for 5 minutes to "prep" before.. the deed but then just went and rubbed one out with her 5 minutes and said she had a headache.0
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