We broke up because...

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always matching me up with others
I think he just liked to watch!

slimgirljo15

She was an exhibitionist ..sold tickets to our bedroom

liftorgohome

She never kissed me in public

MzIrish

he didn't like hockey

Jamie23049

He made me feel insecure because he has abs and I have flab

LonniJay

He was too attached to his head and wouldn't let me remove it

liftorgohome

She wouldn't touch my head

liftorgohome

She said I had a funny looking head

LonniJay

His head was was too small

Abhi_131196

Her heart was too small

liftorgohome

She said I have no neck

LonniJay

He had no neck

RunHardBeStrong

He insisted I never wear a shirt, even to our parents' houses.

liftorgohome

She said my fishnet shirt was out of style and didn't count as a shirt.

RunHardBeStrong

He loved his fishnet shirt. Nuff said.

liftorgohome

She wouldn't stop jumping on the trampolene all the time.

littlewolf3785

He liked to do it on the trampoline during the day.

littlewolf3785

He glowed in the dark.

emilyvesta4

She never turned the blacklight off, so I glowed in the dark.

BigBrownPhD

I am dark

littlewolf3785

Had to giggle on that one ^^

He was hard to find in the dark

RunHardBeStrong

I found her in the dark, with her ex.

liftorgohome

And another women too.

littlewolf3785

I told him I didn't swing that way, and totally ended up on the ground when he swung me too high

liftorgohome

She kept falling off the bedroom swing.

littlewolf3785

He put the swing up too high. Could barely reach tip toe.

liftorgohome

She was too short for the adult swing so we had to put in a his and her swing.

liftorgohome

I moved on to extreme sex and she couldn't keep up with me.

liftorgohome

She was really a he.