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We broke up because...
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She wouldn't lick my cream.0
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He was always bringing race into things0
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He wanted to go to church on Sunday0
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She was a Heathen0
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She didn't like the movie suicide squad.0
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Never seen the movies he likes0
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She didn't like the way I tweerked.0
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He always tried to make me twerk with him0
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He tried to get me to take twerking lessons0
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She didn't like me trying to twerk in public.0
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He became really obsessed with Twerking0
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emilyvesta4 wrote: »He always tried to make me twerk with him
She wanted me to bait her hook, but when I did it turned out she wasn't talking about fishin'!0 -
I would pimp her tweaking out0
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When she twerked my beer would get foamed up.0
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I hate going out in public to make out0
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She wouldn't make out at the drive in.0
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He didn't want to do anything BUT making out at the drive in0
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She wanted to walk me. Like a dog. In public. CRAY-CRAY!!!0
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She was coming home late from the drive in0
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She would only go to the drive in with the sociable's not the greesers.0
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She liked to break up to make up. It just got too crazy.0
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He called me a twerk. And made fun of my lisp.0
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lol great ^
She kept on wanting her girlfriend to join in..0 -
What we broke up0
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A_MariposaDream wrote: »What we broke up
She refused to believe that we broke up, so we got back together0 -
A_MariposaDream wrote: »What we broke up
She refused to believe that we broke up, so we got back together
You know you can never break up with me! Lol0 -
She moved in with my woman and cut her hair the same way as her.0
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A_MariposaDream wrote: »What we broke up
No no we didn't break up the people above us did now you come back over here and sit next to me on the couch!
Aww ok lol0 -
couldn't understand his English very well0
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