We broke up because...

JimmyfromNYC

Too many selfies, I mean take a pic of me once in while!

LonniJay

Was always chasing other ladies

iTim__

He thought I was a minor... I was a miner.

LonniJay

He had fleas

BigDaddyD72

she wouldn't scratch my back

LonniJay

He was a terrible air drummer

BigDaddyD72

he stopped making me breakfast

LonniJay

He never made me breakfast

Nitroalley2

Was always scratching himself down there.

littlewolf3785

He was always telling me to play those games

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was playing games with my emotions

Nitroalley2

She cried every time we did it

FabulousFantasticFifty

Of course I cried!
I hated plucking his ear hair

Dyl1789

she hated me plucking her hair.......down there

FabulousFantasticFifty

Freak!!!


Restraining order didn't work

iTim__

She ordered me restrained and then pulled out fuzzy handcuffs. I finally broke free.

LonniJay

He was like Houdini and always escaped

Tigg_er

She was always practicing to be a magician and make people Disappear

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Tigg_er

Always changing what she wanted to listen too

Egger29

Insisted on her dog in bed all the time

slimgirljo15

Never ever did we break up..he's a keeper

Egger29

She broke all of my guitars

Dyl1789

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Never ever did we break up..he's a keeper

Timtam........I'm devistated

slimgirljo15

dylans1789 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Never ever did we break up..he's a keeper

Timtam........I'm devistated

..room in my heart for two ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

But not for three which would have been me!

sammy1881mfp

wanted my Facebook password

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Drama Queen on Facebook, and Freaked when I deleted his account!

Dyl1789

was over the whole facebook fad anyway and just wanted a change

FabulousFantasticFifty

He tired of me after only three days!