Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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Susieq_1994 wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I am going to leave this one overnight. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because he didn't have any legs?
You are good at these! I didn't get this one either.0 -
kelly_c_77 wrote: »kellyjellybellyjelly wrote: »orangesmartie wrote: »Do I get dressed and venture out into the cold for my favourite coffee or do I make a home made version and stay warm?
I only like iced coffee & really loved the Starbucks Gingerbread Frap.
I only like iced coffee too. Even in the winter..no hot coffee for me! I make my own though.
Oh and I'd love a Rosie oven!
Good luck at work today. And extra good luck on Monday!
I like both but prefer hot.1 -
Happy Christmas Eve all! I am just getting my butt moving to straighten up my house, clean litter boxes, pack car and go ride before heading to Mom's for New Year's. I am so glad this falls on a weekend so I get 2 3 day weekends in a row!
I do hate leaving the porch kitties for 3 days without food tho...I wish I could find an external cat feeder that the racoon and skunk couldn't get into so they would have food for a few days.3 -
orangesmartie wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »MissKalhan wrote: »Good morning all!
@Susieq_1994 used book stores are my first love, I am almost done my sci-fi book and have a week off for Christmas so visiting the book store on my list of things to do today.
@quiksylver296 we joined a new gym that is geared to power lifters and strong men, I am in looooove! 20ish a month, classes, saunas, tanning, steam room and they have dead lift platforms!
I need a sauna in my life.
Yes me too! I fantasise about winning the lottery and installing a hot tub and sauna in the new house I will buy
This would be amazing. The best sauna ever was that one in Bath with the different scents.
Yes! I am definitely going back there again! Although they were steam rooms, not sauna1 -
orangesmartie wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »Susieq_1994 wrote: »Today I went out shopping with a friend and bought a cute water bottle from a sports store.
It's pink, and although I really don't like pink very much, it's surprisingly adorable and it was on sale! I got it for 20% off. 
Having a water bottle to drink from usually encourages me more than drinking from a cup for some odd reason, so I've been looking around for a while.
Me, too. I drink much more water if I have my "special" water bottle.
Same. Mine is pink too, Susie, even though I am not usually a pink person.
I am a pink person, I have everything pink but I don't have a pink water bottle *sob*
Shopping time!
I really have more water bottles than I need....1 -
We are spending Christmas eve at the zoo!5
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orangesmartie wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »Susieq_1994 wrote: »Today I went out shopping with a friend and bought a cute water bottle from a sports store. It's pink, and although I really don't like pink very much, it's surprisingly adorable and it was on sale! I got it for 20% off.
Having a water bottle to drink from usually encourages me more than drinking from a cup for some odd reason, so I've been looking around for a while.
Me, too. I drink much more water if I have my "special" water bottle.
Same. Mine is pink too, Susie, even though I am not usually a pink person.
I am a pink person, I have everything pink but I don't have a pink water bottle *sob*
I would get you one too if I could! 1 -
kelly_c_77 wrote: »Susieq_1994 wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I am going to leave this one overnight. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because he didn't have any legs?
"He"
Haha!! I didn't even notice that I gave Mr. Bicycle a gender. Funnily, in Arabic objects DO have genders, but I believe bikes are female!1 -
Like French words!Susieq_1994 wrote: »kelly_c_77 wrote: »Susieq_1994 wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I am going to leave this one overnight. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because he didn't have any legs?
"He"
Haha!! I didn't even notice that I gave Mr. Bicycle a gender. Funnily, in Arabic objects DO have genders, but I believe bikes are female!
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orangesmartie wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »Susieq_1994 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.
SNOW DAY!! Gather all your colleagues and go make snowmen. Lug them indoors and put them at your desks. I think he'll get the hint.
We discussed going out and making a snowman!
Hey, guys, what do you call an old snowman? (I will give the answer at 3:30. Post guesses until then. Upping the page count with a joke is not beyond me.)
A puddle?
I must have missed the answer in the end on this one too speed reading last night. I assume it was a puddle.
It was water when a six year old told it, but I like puddle better and awarded Susie 50 Internet dollars with which she bought Internet ice cream, but didn't tell us what flavor.1 -
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.6 -
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?0
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Holy mole!
Waving from page 1923. You all have been chatty!
I just want to wish all merry Christmas or happy holidays.
I can't catch up today, I'll try after Christmas.3 -
Holy mole!
Waving from page 1923. You all have been chatty!
I just want to wish all merry Christmas or happy holidays.
I can't catch up today, I'll try after Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, Wendy! We are trying to get to 2000 or 2017 for the new year. There are confessions in the pages, but there's a bunch of silly jokes too.0 -
What did the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?0
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
Haha! I like that one!
My internet ice cream was cookie butter flavored. Because that's my favorite flavor. 2 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
"Why are you so pale?"
I'll admit that I'm just having fun with these, rather than trying hard to guess the right answer. 0 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
I never got that or any of the others. I'm going to dwell on the snowman now...0 -
orangesmartie wrote: »orangesmartie wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »MissKalhan wrote: »Good morning all!
@Susieq_1994 used book stores are my first love, I am almost done my sci-fi book and have a week off for Christmas so visiting the book store on my list of things to do today.
@quiksylver296 we joined a new gym that is geared to power lifters and strong men, I am in looooove! 20ish a month, classes, saunas, tanning, steam room and they have dead lift platforms!
I need a sauna in my life.
Yes me too! I fantasise about winning the lottery and installing a hot tub and sauna in the new house I will buy
This would be amazing. The best sauna ever was that one in Bath with the different scents.
Yes! I am definitely going back there again! Although they were steam rooms, not sauna
Oh that's right. Whatever. It was hot.
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kelly_c_77 wrote: »What did the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Icing sheets? (Wait. Icing doesn't come in sheets! Chocolate sheets?!)0 -
Close! Cookie sheets!4
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
I never got that or any of the others. I'm going to dwell on the snowman now...
It is a misspelling, POF. Two tired instead of too tired. These are jokes I get for/from my Cub Scouts. I am just driving up the page count.0 -
Cookie sheets,. My Scouts will like that one.0
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What's Santa's favorite sandwich?1
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?4 -
kelly_c_77 wrote: »What's Santa's favorite sandwich?
I can't think of anything for this one...0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
$50 Internet money for Quik.2 -
kelly_c_77 wrote: »What's Santa's favorite sandwich?
An ice cream sandwich?0 -
Peanut butter and jolly4
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Susieq_1994 wrote: »orangesmartie wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »kelly_c_77 wrote: »MissKalhan wrote: »Hey alll!
Currently procrastinating on book keeping (I'm learning the ropes for work). I think I need another coffee soon too, I've had three but I am just lagging hard today!
I had four. Five is my cut off, but I won't have that many today.
I don't think anyone could handle me if I had four coffees.
I start every day with 2 XL Dunkin Donuts coffees. If I have 3 it's a bad day. But I usually stop there. I used to drink it all day long. I am thinking of going to get one now...
I now want to go get coffee (it's 8am here)
I had one later. It wasn't good.
Coffee addicts. I confess that I haven't a clue what "good" coffee is supposed to be. They all taste equally awful to me!
THIS!!!0
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