Detox before weight loss?
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"they" don't know what they're are talking about0
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Well done, sir. I am eagerly awaiting the next sub-title for the upcoming book. Tell me where I can pre-order, please?The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM); My Life On 2200 Calories of Peeps A Day, or Why Is Everyone Shaking? Are We Having An Earthquake? I Don't Feel Anything.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Can't Peep This - The Rise Of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And Its Importance To Early '90's Rap
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): A Year Of Peeps; An Introspective View Of One Family's Journey Of Self-Discovery, Self-Awakening, And Self-Cleansing.0 -
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Well done, sir. I am eagerly awaiting the next sub-title for the upcoming book. Tell me where I can pre-order, please?The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM); My Life On 2200 Calories of Peeps A Day, or Why Is Everyone Shaking? Are We Having An Earthquake? I Don't Feel Anything.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Can't Peep This - The Rise Of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And Its Importance To Early '90's Rap
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): A Year Of Peeps; An Introspective View Of One Family's Journey Of Self-Discovery, Self-Awakening, And Self-Cleansing.
You know, of all the The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) titles I've posted (and there are many more in other threads) the 2nd on this list might be my favorite.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »Well done, sir. I am eagerly awaiting the next sub-title for the upcoming book. Tell me where I can pre-order, please?The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM); My Life On 2200 Calories of Peeps A Day, or Why Is Everyone Shaking? Are We Having An Earthquake? I Don't Feel Anything.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Can't Peep This - The Rise Of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And Its Importance To Early '90's Rap
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): A Year Of Peeps; An Introspective View Of One Family's Journey Of Self-Discovery, Self-Awakening, And Self-Cleansing.
You know, of all the The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) titles I've posted (and there are many more in other threads) the 2nd on this list might be my favorite.
When I read that, I could only see Calvin eating his Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Surely this strip inspired you on that one? (and a great sub title it was)
("you know why you shake like that? Vitamin deficiency, I'll bet")0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »Well done, sir. I am eagerly awaiting the next sub-title for the upcoming book. Tell me where I can pre-order, please?The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM); My Life On 2200 Calories of Peeps A Day, or Why Is Everyone Shaking? Are We Having An Earthquake? I Don't Feel Anything.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Can't Peep This - The Rise Of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And Its Importance To Early '90's Rap
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): A Year Of Peeps; An Introspective View Of One Family's Journey Of Self-Discovery, Self-Awakening, And Self-Cleansing.
You know, of all the The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) titles I've posted (and there are many more in other threads) the 2nd on this list might be my favorite.
When I read that, I could only see Calvin eating his Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Surely this strip inspired you on that one? (and a great sub title it was)
("you know why you shake like that? Vitamin deficiency, I'll bet")
I know the strip, yes! I'm not sure it was a direct inspiration, but it very well could have influenced me on a subconscious level!
So, I found the following titles in a quick search:
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Cleansing In The Modern Age; How Peeps Helped Detox My Liver And Kickstarted My Metabolism.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM):The Story Of A Man, A Mallow, And A Dream.
What Is The Best Cleanse Ever And Why Is It The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Everything You Never Knew You Wanted To Know About Consuming Large Amounts Of Sugared Marshmallow Chicken Babies.
The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And You: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ridding Toxins And Other Harmful Chemicals Using The Power Of Peeps.0 -
So on board with the 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM)! Awesomeness! And I already have favorite chapters / focus points that I'll beeline to. Awaiting pre-order info at this point. :drinker:
ETA: "The Rise Of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And Its Importance To Early '90's Rap" is also inspired. Might be my favorite.0 -
Oh bummer! Some people just don't know good sarcasm and wit when they see it.
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People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural "detox" BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.-2 -
Name one "toxin" water with lemon get rid of.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural detox BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Hint: there aren't any
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clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural "detox" BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
She asked if it was true that without a detox she wouldn't lose weight. The resounding answer is - no, it's not true. I don't see the problem.0 -
Name one toxin.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural detox BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Hint: there aren't any
I don't know about toxins and really I am not concerned of them but beating up on someone for asking a question isn't my game. I just read that the lemon water is used as a detox but personally I drink it for other reasons so I was trying to share a quick low cost option if she decides to still do a "detox". Sorry you got so offended by such a polite response.0 -
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clperrault89 wrote: »
Name one toxin.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural detox BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Hint: there aren't any
I don't know about toxins and really I am not concerned of them but beating up on someone for asking a question isn't my game. I just read that the lemon water is used as a detox but personally I drink it for other reasons so I was trying to share a quick low cost option if she decides to still do a "detox". Sorry you got so offended by such a polite response.
I don't see any beating up. She asked a question, got a definitive answer. People then had fun with the topic. It's not even like the OP came in with her own opinion on detoxes and got shouted down.0 -
clperrault89 wrote: »
Name one toxin.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural detox BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Hint: there aren't any
I don't know about toxins and really I am not concerned of them but beating up on someone for asking a question isn't my game. I just read that the lemon water is used as a detox but personally I drink it for other reasons so I was trying to share a quick low cost option if she decides to still do a "detox". Sorry you got so offended by such a polite response.
So you know nothing of the subject but state that water with lemon is a good detox?0 -
clperrault89 wrote: »
Name one toxin.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural detox BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Hint: there aren't any
I don't know about toxins and really I am not concerned of them but beating up on someone for asking a question isn't my game. I just read that the lemon water is used as a detox but personally I drink it for other reasons so I was trying to share a quick low cost option if she decides to still do a "detox". Sorry you got so offended by such a polite response.
So you know nothing of the subject but state that water with lemon is a good detox?
I don't know about detoxing. Yes. But I drink lemon water every morning to help with my digestive system and I have read that is supposedly good for helping the digestive tract expel toxins. I was sharing the tip. Go ahead and attack me for it but I never said to detox or that was the only way to lose weight so take it how you please.0 -
And really what is the harm of drinking lemon water? You act as if I told her to go to the nearest Walmart and buy the most expensive detox crap on the shelf. It's lemon water if anything she gets some Vitamin C0
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clperrault89 wrote: »And really what is the harm of drinking lemon water? You act as if I told her to go to the nearest Walmart and buy the most expensive detox crap on the shelf. It's lemon water if anything she gets some Vitamin C
It is totally unneeded. If her kidneys and liver are working properly there is no need to "detox" and it does absolutely nothing. If they are not working properly you need medical intervention, not some silly "detox plan".0 -
clperrault89 wrote: »And really what is the harm of drinking lemon water? You act as if I told her to go to the nearest Walmart and buy the most expensive detox crap on the shelf. It's lemon water if anything she gets some Vitamin C
It is totally unneeded. If her kidneys and liver are working properly there is no need to "detox" and it does absolutely nothing. If they are not working properly you need medical intervention, not some silly "detox plan".
It's lemon water.... that's all I suggested. Lemon juice and Water.0 -
clperrault89 wrote: »clperrault89 wrote: »And really what is the harm of drinking lemon water? You act as if I told her to go to the nearest Walmart and buy the most expensive detox crap on the shelf. It's lemon water if anything she gets some Vitamin C
It is totally unneeded. If her kidneys and liver are working properly there is no need to "detox" and it does absolutely nothing. If they are not working properly you need medical intervention, not some silly "detox plan".
It's lemon water.... that's all I suggested. Lemon juice and Water.
The point is that the only thing you should be recommending with those ingredients is a nice lemonade. There's no such thing as a detox (except for that one...the name escapes me at the moment) and to just blithely throw that out there is kind of ignorant on a fitness website.0 -
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clperrault89 wrote: »clperrault89 wrote: »And really what is the harm of drinking lemon water? You act as if I told her to go to the nearest Walmart and buy the most expensive detox crap on the shelf. It's lemon water if anything she gets some Vitamin C
It is totally unneeded. If her kidneys and liver are working properly there is no need to "detox" and it does absolutely nothing. If they are not working properly you need medical intervention, not some silly "detox plan".
It's lemon water.... that's all I suggested. Lemon juice and Water.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural "detox" BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Except you claimed it was a natural detox. Your own words.0 -
clperrault89 wrote: »And really what is the harm of drinking lemon water? You act as if I told her to go to the nearest Walmart and buy the most expensive detox crap on the shelf. It's lemon water if anything she gets some Vitamin C
No harm.
But don't call it a detox and don't say it will expel toxins - it is not and it will not.
BTW, no-one acted as though you had insulted their mum to the OP.
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OP: as has already been said - there is no need to 'detox' (there is no-such thing in the context you are referring). Just try to get a good balanced diet (including fruits and veggies), get a decent amount of protein, fats from a mix of sources, and eat to a reasonable deficit. Have treats if you have the calorie allowance for it. Try to be active and if possible get some resistance training in. Be patient.0
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clperrault89 wrote: »
I don't know about toxins and really I am not concerned of them but beating up on someone for asking a question isn't my game. I just read that the lemon water is used as a detox but personally I drink it for other reasons so I was trying to share a quick low cost option if she decides to still do a "detox". Sorry you got so offended by such a polite response.
Sharing bogus fake information that you read somewhere isn't helpful. Truthful information is helpful. Accurate information is helpful. Politeness should always be helpful. Otherwise you're hurting someone else just to make yourself feel like a "polite" person.
Do you care more about appearance or reality?
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Unless you've ingested to many pills or other toxin that requires activated charcoal (given by emergency room doctors), going through drug addiction detox or have kidneys that don't work which requires dialysis, you have no toxins which require a "detox", so save your money and eat less calories than you burn.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »OP, I will give you some free advice, but for full instructions, you'll have to buy my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
God give it a rest. Maybe just once try and contribute something useful to a thread...
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clperrault89 wrote: »
Name one toxin.clperrault89 wrote: »People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?
It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural detox BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.
Hint: there aren't any
I don't know about toxins and really I am not concerned of them but beating up on someone for asking a question isn't my game. I just read that the lemon water is used as a detox but personally I drink it for other reasons so I was trying to share a quick low cost option if she decides to still do a "detox". Sorry you got so offended by such a polite response.
I don't think they were beating up on OP, just having a bit of a joke with each other. It's a running thing around here right now.
My personal opinion (one I believe is shared by many here) is that spreading misinformation is always harmful. The best support you can give a person is the truth. And detoxes aren't it.0 -
christinev297 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »OP, I will give you some free advice, but for full instructions, you'll have to buy my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
God give it a rest. Maybe just once try and contribute something useful to a thread...
Satire isn't useful? Man, my high school lit teacher lied to me, and Jonathan Swift is a fraud.0 -
christinev297 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »OP, I will give you some free advice, but for full instructions, you'll have to buy my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
God give it a rest. Maybe just once try and contribute something useful to a thread...
I assure you, we're this a useful thread, my comments would be useful.
FYI - Red Peeps can be used to detox sticks from butts.0
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